The Hitchhiker:
Thanks for the ride, lady!
Randy:
It looked like it was goin' after the girls.
Deke:
Aw, come on Pancho! You said you sobered up, man!
Randy:
It looked like it was goin' after the girls!
Randy:
[
after making it ashore] I... beat... you. Whatever you are. I beat you!
Deke:
I feel the need, the need for WEED!
Rachel:
[
being consumed by the oil slick-like creature] H-Help! It hurts!
Sam Whitemoon:
[
calling to his obese friend] Let's go Fat Stuff. We got some money that needs spendin'.
Sam Whitemoon:
[
to Martha Spruce at gunpoint] His old man bought my buddy here a Firebird man. A fuckin' Firebird that's gonna fly us all to Hollywood, USA!
Sam Whitemoon:
[
stroking his long hair and smiling] This hair's gonna get me paid 'n laid!
Annie Lansing:
[
hysterical] "What happened, Mrs. Lansing?" "I-I ran over some guy, and over, and over, and over, and-"
Deke:
Ooooh, mucho ecological, Poncho! Mucho ecological!
Voice of The Creep:
Well, kiddies, that was quite a price for young Sam Whitemoon to pay... eh, toupee, ehh, heh!
[
chuckles]
Mr. Haig:
Here's your package, Billy. COD, nine dollars and ninety-nine cents. Mighty expensive for a toy ordered out of a funny paper.
Billy:
Creepshow is not a funny paper. And this is no toy.
Mr. Haig:
Well, what is it then?
Billy:
It's a Venus flytrap bulb!
Mr. Haig:
A Venus what-bulb?
Billy:
Venus flytrap. It's a plant that eats MEAT!
[
makes chomping-mouth gestures with his hands]
Billy:
GRRRAAARRRRR!
Billy:
Gimme! Gimme it or else!
Rhino:
Or else what?
Billy:
You'll find out, pimple-face!
Rhino:
Catch him! I want his ass!
Sam Whitemoon:
Look at this. Look at this sweetheart. Tell me this ain't a movie star. What're you, kiddin'? They gotta make me a movie star. Hey. As soon as they see this hair they gonna say, Sam, get over here. Get in front of these cameras. There's a hundred million women out there just waitin' to run that hair between their legs.
Sam Whitemoon:
We're outta here, Fat Stuff! We're outta here for good! No more of this bullshit, man. No more eatin' dust for a living. There ain't no dust in Hollywood, man. And there ain't no fuckin' tribe of Tommin', wimpy-assed red men, neither!
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