Immigration officer:
Where were you born?
Rudy:
What?
Immigration officer:
Read my lips, El Paco. Where were you born?
Rudy:
I was born in East L.A., man.
Immigration officer:
Sure, sure. If you were born in East L.A., then who's the president of the United States?
Rudy:
I-I don't know, that guy, that guy who was on T.V., the guy in the cowboy hat... he used to be on "Death Valley Days"... uh, John Wayne!
Immigration officer:
Get him out of here.
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