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Carl Crew | ... | |
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Roger Dauer | ... | |
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LaNette La France | ... | |
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Lisa Elaina | ... |
Connie Stanton
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Max Morris | ... | |
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Roxanne Osco | ... |
Little Michael
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Sir Lamont Rodeheaver | ... |
Little George
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Dino Lee | ... | |
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The Luv Johnsons | ... | |
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Drew Godderis | ... | |
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Bob Loya | ... | |
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Alan Corona | ... | |
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Deseree Rose | ... | |
| Laurie Guzda | ... | ||
Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent. Written by Erik Swanson <egswanso@midway.uchicago.edu>
This film is a treasure. It's hilarious, it's gory, it's got a totally unique story line and some really great, memorable scenes. Who wouldn't want to see a cheerleader massacre? I ran into this film at a video store several years ago not knowing what to expect. SO glad I rented it because it's remained one of my favorite flicks ever since. Once in a while I run into other people who love BLOOD DINER as I do, and we all agree on the same points- and it really narrows down to that it's a horror fan's film. It's got all the best elements and really deserves more recognition. If you're a fan of the Evil Dead movies, early Carpenter and P. Jackson- any kind of quirky, off-beat horror you gotta love BLOOD DINER.