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Blood Diner (1987)

Unrated | | Comedy, Horror | July 1987 (USA)
Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of their new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.

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Carl Crew ...
Roger Dauer ...
LaNette La France ...
Lisa Elaina ...
Connie Stanton (as Lisa Guggenheim)
Max Morris ...
Roxanne Osco ...
Little Michael (as Roxanne Cybelle)
Sir Lamont Rodeheaver ...
Little George (as Sir Rodenheaver)
Dino Lee ...
The Luv Johnsons ...
Drew Godderis ...
Bob Loya ...
Alan Corona ...
Deseree Rose ...
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Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent. Written by Erik Swanson <egswanso@midway.uchicago.edu>

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Trivia

Upon release Blood Diner was banned in a number of provinces of Canada. See more »

Goofs

When Georgie is getting mad at the wrestling match on TV, a figurine in front of the TV keeps disappearing then reappearing. See more »

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Narrator: Warning! The truly unusual motion picture you are about to see contains many scenes of graphic violence. It is not intended for the faint of heart nor the young and impressionable. While it is a sad fact that mass homicide and practitioners of blood cults infest our society, the producers of this film wish to express that they do not condone, nor do they want to inspire, any of the human butchery or violence portrayed in this film. If you feel you will be offended by such material,...
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References Superman (1978) See more »

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LET ME GIVE YOU MONEY
Performed by The Pipes
Written by Huey Roundtree
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One of my all time favorites! Rent this if you like horror.
13 September 2004 | by (Arizona) – See all my reviews

This film is a treasure. It's hilarious, it's gory, it's got a totally unique story line and some really great, memorable scenes. Who wouldn't want to see a cheerleader massacre? I ran into this film at a video store several years ago not knowing what to expect. SO glad I rented it because it's remained one of my favorite flicks ever since. Once in a while I run into other people who love BLOOD DINER as I do, and we all agree on the same points- and it really narrows down to that it's a horror fan's film. It's got all the best elements and really deserves more recognition. If you're a fan of the Evil Dead movies, early Carpenter and P. Jackson- any kind of quirky, off-beat horror you gotta love BLOOD DINER.


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