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Blood Diner (1987)

Unrated | | Comedy, Horror | 10 July 1987 (USA)
Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of their new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Rick Burks ...
Carl Crew ...
Roger Dauer ...
LaNette La France ...
Lisa Elaina ...
Connie Stanton (as Lisa Guggenheim)
Max Morris ...
Roxanne Osco ...
Little Michael (as Roxanne Cybelle)
Sir Lamont Rodeheaver ...
Little George (as Sir Rodenheaver)
Dino Lee ...
The Luv Johnsons ...
Drew Godderis ...
Bob Loya ...
Alan Corona ...
Deseree Rose ...
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Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent. Written by Erik Swanson <egswanso@midway.uchicago.edu>

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Trivia

The character of Little Michael was portrayed by a female actress, Roxanne Osco. See more »

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When Peggy is getting her head pushed into the deep fryer, both her arms are completely covered in batter mix. But in shots of her pushing Mike away and screaming, her arm is completely clean. See more »

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Narrator: Warning! The truly unusual motion picture you are about to see contains many scenes of graphic violence. It is not intended for the faint of heart nor the young and impressionable. While it is a sad fact that mass homicide and practitioners of blood cults infest our society, the producers of this film wish to express that they do not condone, nor do they want to inspire, any of the human butchery or violence portrayed in this film. If you feel you will be offended by such material,...
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References Flashdance (1983) See more »

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BABY LET'S MAKE LOVE
Performed by The Penguins
Written by Dootsie Williams
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Will have you coming back for seconds!
9 April 2007 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This is one of the wackiest horror flicks you will ever find. It is rare and difficult to locate a copy but it is well worth the search especially for true horror buffs or those who have a penchant for the truly shocking and bizarre. "Blood Diner" is actually a salute to Herschell Gordon Lewis' "Blood Feast" it is not however a blatant rip-off. While a handful of scenes are similar to those in "Blood Feast" there are no blatant scene-for-scene rip-offs in this one and true fans of Lewis' will appreciate the tribute! The murder sequences in this film are exceptionally goofy and side-splittingly funny. From the french-fried "lady fingers" to the pickled uncle's brain in a jar (complete with eyes) that talks all the way down to the deep-fried prostitute and the woman who is literally hacked in two, not horizontally but vertically. There are plenty of shocks and laughs in this film but a warning: it is most definitely not for the squeamish so grab a barf bag and get ready for a bloody good time at the "Blood Diner"!


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