Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent. Written by
Erik Swanson <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Food So Good, It Tastes Just Like Mom Used To ...
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Did You Know?
Upon release Blood Diner was banned in a number of provinces of Canada. See more
In the very beginning, uncle Anwar is gunned down outside during the day. In a flashback, it shows uncle Anwar being shot by the police as it happened. In the flashback, it is night time, but Anwar was clearly shot during the daytime; not the night. See more
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We interrupt this programme to bring you an important new bulletin: the suspect in the Happy Times All-Girl Glee Club slaying has fled the scene and has managed to elude the police. He is armed and dangerous, and has been spotted in the West Side area, armed with a meat cleaver in one hand and his genitals in the other.
Version of Blood Feast
"BABY LET'S MAKE LOVE"
Performed by The Penguins
Written by Dootsie Williams See more