5.1/10
2,859
79 user 50 critic

Blood Diner (1987)

Unrated | | Comedy, Horror | 10 July 1987 (USA)
Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of their new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.

Director:

Writer:

(screenplay)
Reviews
Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Chopping Mall (1986)
Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  

Eight teenagers are trapped after hours in a high tech shopping mall and pursued by three murderous security robots out of control.

Director: Jim Wynorski
Stars: Kelli Maroney, Tony O'Dell, Russell Todd
TerrorVision (1986)
Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  

A family's new satellite TV system starts receiving signals from another planet, and soon it becomes the passageway to an alien world.

Director: Ted Nicolaou
Stars: Diane Franklin, Mary Woronov, Gerrit Graham
Blood Rage (1987)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  

As kids, Todd is institutionalized for a murder whilst his twin goes free. 10 years later, on Thanksgiving, Todd escapes and a killing spree begins in his neighborhood.

Director: John Grissmer
Stars: Louise Lasser, Mark Soper, Julie Gordon
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  

Fed up of his wife's bad cooking, Donald kills her and turns to cannibalism to satisfy his appetite.

Director: Wayne Berwick
Stars: Jackie Vernon, Loren Schein, Al Troupe
Parents (1989)
Comedy | Horror | Mystery
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  

A young boy living in 1950s suburbia suspects his parents are cannibalistic murderers.

Director: Bob Balaban
Stars: Randy Quaid, Mary Beth Hurt, Sandy Dennis
Street Trash (1987)
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  

A liquor store owner sells alcoholic beverages to homeless people, unaware of what the bottles actually contain: toxic brew.

Director: James M. Muro
Stars: Mike Lackey, Bill Chepil, Vic Noto
Basket Case (1982)
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  

A young man carrying a big basket that contains his extremely deformed Siamese-twin brother seeks vengeance on the doctors who separated them against their will.

Director: Frank Henenlotter
Stars: Kevin Van Hentenryck, Terri Susan Smith, Beverly Bonner
C.H.U.D. (1984)
Horror | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  

A bizarre series of murders in New York City seems to point toward the existence of a race of mutant cannibals living under the streets.

Director: Douglas Cheek
Stars: John Heard, Daniel Stern, Christopher Curry
The Video Dead (Video 1987)
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  

A family takes delivery of a new television set, unaware that it is the gateway by which killer zombies enter the world.

Director: Robert Scott
Stars: Michael St. Michaels, Thaddeus Golas, Douglass Bell
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  

Comedy about a bunch of misfits in a class together.

Director: Jackie Kong
Stars: Edward Albert, Barbara Carrera, Michael Pataki
Night Patrol (1984)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  

A hapless police officer is transferred to the night shift even as he clandestinely pursues a career as a stand up comedian.

Director: Jackie Kong
Stars: Linda Blair, Pat Paulsen, Jaye P. Morgan
Madman (1981)
Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  

A legendary psychopathic murderer stalks a summer camp.

Director: Joe Giannone
Stars: Gaylen Ross, Tony Fish, Harriet Bass
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Rick Burks ...
Carl Crew ...
Roger Dauer ...
LaNette La France ...
Lisa Elaina ...
Connie Stanton (as Lisa Guggenheim)
Max Morris ...
Roxanne Osco ...
Little Michael (as Roxanne Cybelle)
Sir Lamont Rodeheaver ...
Little George (as Sir Rodenheaver)
Dino Lee ...
The Luv Johnsons ...
Drew Godderis ...
Bob Loya ...
Alan Corona ...
Deseree Rose ...
...
Edit

Storyline

Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent. Written by Erik Swanson <egswanso@midway.uchicago.edu>

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Taglines:

Food So Good, It Tastes Just Like Mom Used To ... See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Horror

Certificate:

Unrated | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

 »
Edit

Details

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

10 July 1987 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Blood Feast 2  »

Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Color:

See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

This film was shot in three weeks. See more »

Goofs

A boom is clearly reflected in the glass windows behind the customers, when Mike is selling the Tutman shirts. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Narrator: Warning! The truly unusual motion picture you are about to see contains many scenes of graphic violence. It is not intended for the faint of heart nor the young and impressionable. While it is a sad fact that mass homicide and practitioners of blood cults infest our society, the producers of this film wish to express that they do not condone, nor do they want to inspire, any of the human butchery or violence portrayed in this film. If you feel you will be offended by such material,...
See more »

Connections

Featured in Blood Diner: An Interview with Eric Caidin (2016) See more »

Soundtracks

STUD PONY
Performed by Dino Lee
Written by Dino Lee
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

See more (Spoiler Alert!) »

User Reviews

 
Great Horror Movie
12 October 2005 | by (USA) – See all my reviews

The bad reviews of this movie infuriate me. Why the hell would anyone watch this an expect anything other than comedy, gore, and nudity. The movie scores on all three! Best plot ever: Evil brain of uncle sends psycho nephews on mission to kill naked women and collect pieces...oh and they run a diner that serves the leftovers. I consider this required viewing for any REAL horror fan.

That's all I wanted to say but I need to do 10 lines here. This is not out on DVD yet but hopefully it will be someday. I recommend Night Train to Terror for the exact same reasons as this film. Also, here's line number 10.


21 of 29 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Contribute to This Page