MOVIEmeter
SEE RANK
Down 861 this week

Blood Diner (1987)

 -  Comedy | Horror  -  July 1987 (USA)
4.3
Your rating:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
Ratings: 4.3/10 from 1,768 users  
Reviews: 72 user | 30 critic

Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of their new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.

Director:

Writer:

0Check in
0Share...

User Lists

Related lists from IMDb users

a list of 10000 titles created 2 months ago
 
a list of 1177 titles created 1 month ago
 
a list of 3627 titles created 1 month ago
 
a list of 192 titles created 7 months ago
 

Connect with IMDb


Share this Rating

Title: Blood Diner (1987)

Blood Diner (1987) on IMDb 4.3/10

Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Use the HTML below.

Take The Quiz!

Test your knowledge of Blood Diner.
Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Dead Alive (1992)
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  

A young man's mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey. She gets sick and dies, at which time she comes back to life, killing and eating dogs, nurses, friends, and neighbors.

Director: Peter Jackson
Stars: Timothy Balme, Diana Peñalver, Elizabeth Moody
Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  

When a bumbling pair of employees at a medical supply warehouse accidentally release a deadly gas into the air, the vapors cause the dead to re-animate as they go on a rampage through ... See full summary »

Director: Dan O'Bannon
Stars: Clu Gulager, James Karen, Don Calfa
Basket Case (1982)
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6/10 X  

A young man carrying a big basket that contains his deformed Siamese-twin brother seeks vengeance on the doctors who separated them against their will.

Director: Frank Henenlotter
Stars: Kevin Van Hentenryck, Terri Susan Smith, Beverly Bonner
Horror | Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  

High-schoolers throw a Halloween party in a mansion haunted by a young demon

Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith
Stars: Cristi Harris, Darin Heames, Robert Jayne
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  

Eight different people are invited to their 10-year high school reunion at their now-closed down high school where a former student, disfigured from a prank gone wrong, is there to seek revenge.

Directors: George Dugdale, Mark Ezra, and 1 more credit »
Stars: Caroline Munro, Simon Scuddamore, Carmine Iannaccone
Terror Firmer (1999)
Comedy | Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  

A homicidal maniac is on the loose in the city and the low budget film crew on a Troma movie have the power to stop them.

Director: Lloyd Kaufman
Stars: Will Keenan, Alyce LaTourelle, Lloyd Kaufman
Buttcrack (1998)
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  

The gun-totin', Bible-thumpin' Preacher Man Bob must right the universal karma accidently set wrong when Brian inadvertantlty kills his obnoxious butt-cleavaged roommate, Wade.

Director: Jim Larsen
Stars: Doug Ciskowski, Caleb Kreischer, Rob Hayward
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  

The title should be enough to explain the plot here. Riding around on their motorbikes, a gang of tough women bikers are the only thing that stands between a crowd of Zombies, which have ... See full summary »

Director: Dan Hoskins
Stars: Jamie Rose, Catherine Carlen, Lycia Naff
Brain Damage (1988)
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  

One morning a young man wakes to find a small, disgusting creature has attached itself to the base of his brain stem. The creature gives him a euphoric state of happiness but in return demands human victims.

Director: Frank Henenlotter
Stars: Rick Hearst, Gordon MacDonald, Jennifer Lowry
Street Trash (1987)
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6/10 X  

When a liquor store owner finds a case of "Viper" in his cellar, he decides to sell it to the local hobos at one dollar a bottle, unaware of its true properties. The drinks causes its ... See full summary »

Director: J. Michael Muro
Stars: Mike Lackey, Bill Chepil, Vic Noto
Comedy | Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  

An eighteen-year-old high school girl is left at home by her parents and she decides to have a slumber party. There is friction between some of the invited guests and the new girl, who is ... See full summary »

Director: Amy Holden Jones
Stars: Michelle Michaels, Robin Stille, Michael Villella
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  

A radio host is victimized by the cannibal family as a former Texas Marshall hunts them.

Director: Tobe Hooper
Stars: Dennis Hopper, Caroline Williams, Jim Siedow
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Rick Burks ...
Michael Tutman
Carl Crew ...
George Tutman
Roger Dauer ...
Mark Shepard
LaNette La France ...
Sheba Jackson
Lisa Elaina ...
Connie Stanton (as Lisa Guggenheim)
Max Morris ...
Chief Miller
Roxanne Cybelle ...
Little Michael
...
Little George (as Sir Rodenheaver)
Dino Lee ...
King of White Trash
The Luv Johnsons ...
The White Trash Review
Drew Godderis ...
Anwar
Bob Loya ...
Stan Saldin
Alan Corona ...
Paul Stanton
Deseree Rose ...
Mrs. Stanton
...
Joanne
Edit

Storyline

Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent. Written by Erik Swanson <egswanso@midway.uchicago.edu>

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Taglines:

Food So Good, It Tastes Just Like Mom Used To ... See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Horror

Certificate:

Unrated | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

 »
Edit

Details

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

July 1987 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Blood Feast 2  »

Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Color:

See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

Upon release Blood Diner was banned in a number of provinces of Canada. See more »

Goofs

In the very beginning, uncle Anwar is gunned down outside during the day. In a flashback, it shows uncle Anwar being shot by the police as it happened. In the flashback, it is night time, but Anwar was clearly shot during the daytime; not the night. See more »

Quotes

Radio news broadcaster: We interrupt this programme to bring you an important new bulletin: the suspect in the Happy Times All-Girl Glee Club slaying has fled the scene and has managed to elude the police. He is armed and dangerous, and has been spotted in the West Side area, armed with a meat cleaver in one hand and his genitals in the other.
See more »

Connections

Version of Blood Feast (1963) See more »

Soundtracks

"BABY LET'S MAKE LOVE"
Performed by The Penguins
Written by Dootsie Williams
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

See more (Spoiler Alert!) »

User Reviews

The best vegetarian restaurant in town.
11 October 1999 | by (Upper Peninsula of Michigan) – See all my reviews

Michael and George, owners of the best vegetarian restaurant in their small city, have an interesting social life. Where most people go home and spend time with their loved ones after work, Michael and George hang around with their deceased uncle. That's right, their deceased uncle -- who's actually just a brain and eyes in a jar that's ordering them to rebuild the goddess Sheetar so she can take over the world.

Sound like the perfect B-Movie? Well, in a way, it is. 'Blood Diner' is one of those little gems that takes you quite a while to appreciate. Sure, it's filled with as much low budget gore and cheesy sexist jokes as as Kong could fit into an hour and twenty eight minutes. And sure, there are members of my high school drama class that are better actors than two of the main characters in this film. But that's what makes it fun -- the fact that it was not only made to laugh at, but that you have so many chances to laugh at it.

Rent this movie if you ever get the chance and if you're into black humour and/or horrible but great films. And make sure to watch out for the biker, wrestling and Vitamin scenes. If you aren't rolling on the floor laughing at the end of it, never rent another B-Movie again.


8 of 9 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Message Boards

Recent Posts
Most Hilarious Scene scottspinvinylnow
Any Good? Hi_Skyler
Petition for DVD release. dedmd
drinking game burning_empire_of_illusion
hahaha piinkchampagne
I can't believe someone else actually saw this. Spengler1
Discuss Blood Diner (1987) on the IMDb message boards »

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?