The Barbarian Brothers
(1987)
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The Barbarian Brothers
(1987)
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Peter Paul | ... | |
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David Paul | ... | |
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Kadar
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| Eva La Rue | ... |
Kara
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Virginia Bryant | ... |
Canary
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Sheeba Alahani | ... |
China
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| Michael Berryman | ... |
Dirtmaster
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Franco Pistoni | ... |
Ibar
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Raffaella Baracchi | ... |
Allura
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Pasquale Bellazecca | ... | |
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Luigi Bellazecca | ... | |
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Wilma Marzilli | ... |
Fat Woman
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Giovanni Cianfriglia | ... |
Ghedo - Strongman
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Angelo Ragusa | ... |
Kadar's Man
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Nanni Bernini | ... |
Kadar's Man
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The young orphans Kutchek and Gore have been adopted by a tribe of clowns, mentally challenged dolphins, juggling monkeys, a transvestite magician and other forgettable entertainers. The tribe is led by the queen Canary (not an actually Canary but a Man dressed as a women dressed as a Dolphin) and its wealth stems from her magical belly hole. The evil ruler Kadar desires Canary's breasts and her magic stone hole, and attacks her clan's caravan to gain possession of them. Before the clan's defeat one of the clansmen sneak away to hide the stone. Canary is locked up in Kadar's harem, Kutchek and Gore in his quarry to be trained as gladiators, and the rest of the clan is to live as outlaws in the woods. When Kutchek and Gore have grown up to VERY big gladiators, they run away and break into Kadar's harem with the aid of the young woman Lemone aid. Canary quests them to find "The Old King's Weapons" and with these kill the dragon that guards the hidden belly hole. Afterwards they should ... Written by Fredrik Eklund <Fredrik.Eklund@ida.liu.se>
I was China in this film. I choose the screen name Sheeba Alahani because I was modeling at the time in Italy and they couldn't pronounce my real name correctly, so I choose Sheeba and then added Alahani since it was similar to Alohalani.
I had never acted before (and it shows), but it was so much fun to film. They gave me "acting lessons" each morning (which obviously were not useful). They dubbed my voice (thank goodness).
David and Peter were a blast on the set, full of good humor and jokes. This film was never meant to be taken seriously, it was a tax write off according to inside information.
I give it a 1 because I have a sense of humor, but a 10 for the fun I had "acting" in it.