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Annette: I've always sort of wanted to be the bad girl...

Connie: Impossible. But I'll tell you something. You sure have wasted an incredible pair of hooters.

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Troy: You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.

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Michael: We tried to figure where to take you last night, but you kept saying, "Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh did I ever leave Ohio?"

Frankie, the Big Kahuna: That's a damn good question.

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Dick Dale: You're asking me if I, Dick Dale, can play Venus?

Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Yes.

Dick Dale: No.

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Frankie, the Big Kahuna: [at the bar] Gimme another one, Little Buddy.

Bartender: Don't call me that. I *hate* that!

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Frankie, the Big Kahuna: What does that mean, "we're not in?"

Annette: Wild guess? I think it means they're not in.

Bobby: Boy, it's quite a piece of dialogue when you intellectual masterminds get together! I should be writing this down!

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Bobby: [after his dad's overdone sentimentality has induced mass vomiting throughout the plane] This is why we don't travel.

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Frankie, the Big Kahuna: But what does "we" mean?

Bobby: [impossibly sarcastic] I think it's the plural form, meaning "more than one." Would you like me to conjugate that for you, Pop? Do you know what "conjugate" means, Dad?

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Troy: You know, I once saw a woman drink one of these, get completely naked, and do 'the Pony'... right on this table.

Annette: What's your point?

Troy: My point is I want to buy you *two* of them.

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Frankie, the Big Kahuna: You're supposed to know what it means when I burn stuff!

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Annette: He'll be back. I know that in my heart.

Bobby: You know, you're awful sweet, Mom.

Annette: And then I'll make him suffer.

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