Back to the Beach (1987)
Annette: I've always sort of wanted to be the bad girl...
Connie: Impossible. But I'll tell you something. You sure have wasted an incredible pair of hooters.
Troy: You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.
Michael: We tried to figure where to take you last night, but you kept saying, "Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh did I ever leave Ohio?"
Frankie, the Big Kahuna: That's a damn good question.
Dick Dale: You're asking me if I, Dick Dale, can play Venus?
Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Yes.
Dick Dale: No.
Frankie, the Big Kahuna: [at the bar] Gimme another one, Little Buddy.
Bartender: Don't call me that. I *hate* that!
Frankie, the Big Kahuna: What does that mean, "we're not in?"
Annette: Wild guess? I think it means they're not in.
Bobby: Boy, it's quite a piece of dialogue when you intellectual masterminds get together! I should be writing this down!
Bobby: [after his dad's overdone sentimentality has induced mass vomiting throughout the plane] This is why we don't travel.
Frankie, the Big Kahuna: But what does "we" mean?
Bobby: [impossibly sarcastic] I think it's the plural form, meaning "more than one." Would you like me to conjugate that for you, Pop? Do you know what "conjugate" means, Dad?
Troy: You know, I once saw a woman drink one of these, get completely naked, and do 'the Pony'... right on this table.
Annette: What's your point?
Troy: My point is I want to buy you *two* of them.
Frankie, the Big Kahuna: You're supposed to know what it means when I burn stuff!