Complete and utter feculence which will assuredly crack you up.
A pointy-eared, zoot-suited alien working on Earth as a gumshoe becomes involved in a bloody war over a mysterious extraterrestrial disc. In order to save the Earth and the Earth girl he loves, he must thwart the sinister plans of a cabalistic militia led by a sadistic psychopath.
This staggering little "bolt from the blue" is so exotically awful that to view it parallels a deleterious head-thrashing with a pestle. ALIEN PRIVATE EYE is easily admissible for "all-time worst" honors...that being said, it's also an unsurpassable jackpot of fortuitous comedy. Surely this is a cult film in wait, should it ever becomes more attainable(which doesn't seem likely). Only a massive stroke could inhibit a wide-grinned reaction to the unpremeditated hilarity of this irksome little miscarriage.
A gleefully facetious 10/10.
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