Prof. Gary Shepherd: Even Hemingway wasn't good at being Hemingway.
Miles Drentell: You don't look well. Have you been sleeping properly?
Michael Steadman: [who wasn't gotten actual sleep in days] Like a top.
Miles Drentell: [to himself] "Like a top"...
Ellyn's date: I think "I Love Lucy"'s overrated, myself.
[Miles shows up, with flowers etc., at Melissa's place, after the night he nearly raped her]
Melissa Steadman: I didn't know there was a Hallmark card for this kind of thing...
Prof. Gary Shepherd: I think I'm missing the relationship chromosome.
Ellyn Warren: I mean, Michael's cute and all, but how much fun can it be sitting at home watching him sulk night after night?