Super Sloppy Double Dare (1986–1989)
Host: [while holding his CableACE award] Fun House doesn't have one of these, we do!
Host: Robin, you left the fish tank in the freezer. Any reason for that?
Host: That's why we pay her the big bucks.
Assistant: [hits Marc with blindfold]
Host: "Hey!" What a great adlib.
JM J. Bullock: Marc, how does it feel to be a contestant on your own show?
Host: This is really strange. Now, you hosted "Hollywood Squares," right?
JM J. Bullock: Yes I did; for two weeks.
Host: And how'd you do?
JM J. Bullock: I had a nervous breakdown, but I'm back now. I'm okay.
Host: That's how I feel right now.