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(1987–1995)

Quotes

[repeated line]

Michelle: You're in big trouble, mister!

Danny Tanner: Okay girls. Lets pick a name for our new puppy. Michelle do you have a name for the puppy?

Michelle: Yes I do. Michelle.

Danny Tanner: That's your name.

Michelle: I like my name.

Steph: Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!

D.J.: Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?

Steph: Not if its a girl.

Danny Tanner: I think we should name him something that fits his personality. Like... Puddles.

D.J.: Dad I have the perfect name! Comet. Because he's fast and he has a tail.

Danny Tanner: And he only hits the newspaper once every 76 years.

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Jesse: Have mercy!

Steph: [Danny holds up a picture of a little DJ] I was adorable!

D.J.: Steph, that's me!

Steph: My, how you've aged.

Jesse: Joseph, it's finally happened! He's cleaning liquid soap!

Danny Tanner: Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves.

Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy.

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Michelle: You got it, dude.

Jesse: [repeated line, answering phone] Talk to me.

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Duane: Whatever...

Steph: Michelle, you are old enough to hear this... How rude!

Michelle: [to Uncle Jesse] Why does she always say that?

[Joey sniffs Jesse's hair]

Joey: Gee, your hair smells like melon. What are you using?

Jesse: Oh, it's this new product called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells like Melon.'

D.J.: Kimmy called me a geek-burger.

Steph: Oh no, it's Kimmy Gibbleburger!

Danny Tanner: [puts a record on and starts dancing] This is Danny Tanner reminding *you* that disco will never die!

Kimmy Gibbler: [talking to D.J] Your sister is such a tattle-tale.

Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.

D.J.: Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.

[repeated line]

Steph: How rude!

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