Full House (1987–1995)
Danny Tanner: Okay girls. Lets pick a name for our new puppy. Michelle do you have a name for the puppy?
Michelle: Yes I do. Michelle.
Danny Tanner: That's your name.
Michelle: I like my name.
Steph: Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!
D.J.: Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?
Steph: Not if its a girl.
Danny Tanner: I think we should name him something that fits his personality. Like... Puddles.
D.J.: Dad I have the perfect name! Comet. Because he's fast and he has a tail.
Danny Tanner: And he only hits the newspaper once every 76 years.
Michelle: You're in big trouble, mister!
Jesse: Joseph, it's finally happened! He's cleaning liquid soap!
Danny Tanner: Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves.
Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy.
Steph: [Danny holds up a picture of a little DJ] I was adorable!
D.J.: Steph, that's me!
Steph: My, how you've aged.
Steph: Michelle, you are old enough to hear this... How rude!
Michelle: [to Uncle Jesse] Why does she always say that?
[Joey sniffs Jesse's hair]
Joey: Gee, your hair smells like melon. What are you using?
Jesse: Oh, it's this new product called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells like Melon.'
Danny Tanner: [puts a record on and starts dancing] This is Danny Tanner reminding *you* that disco will never die!
Kimmy Gibbler: [talking to D.J] Your sister is such a tattle-tale.
Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.