1. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Jimmy the Greek explains to Fred how TV evangelists are different from other people.

    Ford Begs Nixon to Read a Story from his Bedtime Tales

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  2. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Lee Iacocca moves his Chysler plant to outer space to avoid union problems on Earth.

    Nixon Dreams of Being A Movie Star with Heather Thomas

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  3. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- George Burns sends Swaggert to 'D.C. Follies', to repent for sinning.

    George Burns Sends Swaggert to D.C. Follies to Repent His Sins

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  4. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- It's Richard Nixon's birthday and the gang at D.C. Follies give him a roast.

    For Nixon's Birthday, An Opera Based on his Life

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  5. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- The Redskins vs. the Broncos in the Super Bowl. Dick Butkus is at D.C. Follies to host the pre-game show.

    Super Bowl at the Follies

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  6. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Admiral Koop enlists the help of Sean Penn to campaign against smoking.

    George H. W. Bush Engages Don King as his Manager

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  7. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Famous astrologer, Joyce Jillson, sets up shop at D.C. Follies to predict the future .

    Astrologer Joyce Jillson Predicts the Future

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  8. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Lee Iacocca becomes Lee Ayatollah, opens a Chysler plant in Iran and is bombed by U.S. Tankers.

    Lee Iococca Becomes Lee Ayatollah and Opens a Chrysler Plant in Iran

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  9. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Back at D.C. Follies, It's Valentine's Day and Fred is pining over his lost love, Princess Di.

    Margaret Thatcher Confers With Madonna to Find a New Image

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  10. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- It's New Years Eve and everyone is making their resolutions.

    Reagan Tries to Wipe Out National Debt with TV Home Shopping Show

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  11. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Having been campaigning in the south for so long, the presidential candidates find themselves selected for jury duty.

    Presidential Candidates Selected for Jury Duty

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  12. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Reagan attends a meeting of the defense department to learn about a new "A" bomb the size of an audio cassette, and then mistakenly gives Fred the cassette as a Christmas present. Gerald Ford then tries to disarm the bomb.

    Reagan Accidentally Gives Fred a Nuke for Christmas

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  13. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Nixon plans a scam for his Cub Scout troupe, is caught, impeached from the Scouts, and in his shame runs away. George Bush fantasizes about not being a wimp and becomes George Bond. Nixon returns with a new scam involving man's best friend and a monkey.

    Nixon Impeached from Cub Scouts

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  14. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- John Madden gives Fred a mechanical bull for the bar. Gerald Ford tries to ride it but gets thrown off head first into the wall. Jesse Jackson performs an uplifting song with Dolly, Barbara, and Cher singing backup.

    Jesse Jackson Sings with Dolly, Barbara and Cher

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  15. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Barbara Walters, Sam Donaldson, Ted Kopel and Dan Rather do a song and dance. George Bush, in an effort to get into the spotlight, falls into a well. Fred rescues him, but his moment of glory is over shadowed by Sean Penn and Madonna's breakup.

    George H. W. Bush Falls into a Well

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  16. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Richard Nixon gives Fred investment advice, which backfires and is in danger of losing the bar. Nixon tries various ways to raise money for Fred. The regular patrons band together to help save the bar by recording a song a la " We Are The World."

    Nixon Gives Fred Financial Advice…And He Loses His Shirt

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  17. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- George Bush brainstorms for ways to get Reagan out of office. He tries to hypnotize the president but it backfires and he turns himself into "RoboBush." Jim and Tammy Bakker plan a movie version of their lives starring Sean Penn and Madonna.

    George H. W. Bush Schemes to get Ronald Reagan Out of the White House

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  18. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Ollie North tries to raise money with his "Adopt-A-Contra" scheme. Ford discovers a new hair growing product. Dolly Parton introduces her new slim. With Nixon once again at the piano, Reagan, Carter, and Jesse Jackson sing their opinions of Judge Bork.

    Ollie North Raises Money with "Adopt-A-Contra" Scheme

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  19. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Sean Penn escapes from jail and heads for D.C. Follies.

    Sean Penn Escapes From Jail and Heads to D.C. Follies

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  20. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- John Madden gives a play-by-play of the events leading up to a US/USSR summit. Nixon, angry about being left out of the summit talks, quickly recovers and aids Princess Di as her divorce lawyer, culminating in a festive royal divorce ceremony.

    Nixon Acts as Princess Di's Divorce Lawyer

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  21. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Ronald Reagan parachutes into D.C. Follies to hear Woody Allen's paranoia about becoming a father. Martin Mull has trouble getting a drink while Nixon, Ford, and Carter badger him for campaign contributions.

    Reagan Parachutes into D.C. Follies

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  22. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Unhappy with low ratings, Dan Rather searches for a new image for the evening news. Mikhail Gorbachev arrives at D.C. Follies in preparation for the summit. It's discovered that Nixon's presidential library is a bookmobile.

    Nixon's Presidential Library is a Bookmobile

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  23. "D.C. Follies" (1987): : -- Caught up in the presidential campaign, Fred has a nightmare about zombie politicians. Mr. Rodgers broadcasts his show from Russia and ends up in prison. Betty White makes an appearance as a stripper for Jimmy Carter's birthday.

    Tammy Faye Bakker Debuts Her Latest Song

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