Black Adder the Third (1987)
Baldrick: Morning, Mr. B.
Blackadder: Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I would have bought one at the market.
Blackadder: I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.
Prince George: What can I do to a woman that I can't do to you?
Blackadder: I cannot conceive, sir.