Memorable quotes for
"Bionic Six" (1987) More at IMDbPro »

Glove: That's what I like about you, Mechanic. Your perception of the universe is unencumbered by the slightest hint of intelligence!
Mechanic: Oooh, thanks.
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Karate One: Hey, they didn't even stick around for a happy ending.
Rock One: Happy ending? What happy ending? King Jonathan will never be human now!
Professor Sharp: Wanna bet? Scarab used a simple matter transducer for the transformation. It'll be easy to reverse. All we have to do is have a fully charged, sonic-specific bionic being commit tactile energy transference.
Rock One: Huh?
Professor Sharp: Give the frog a kiss.
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Dr. Scarab: Surprise, surprise! You see, I now control the minds of every single human being on the face of the earth.
[Laughs]
Dr. Scarab: Life is good, isn't it?
[More laughter]
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Professor Sharp: No, no, you can't! You have a 95 percent probability of failure!
Karate One: That's only one way to look at it.
Sport One: Yeah, we have a 5 percent chance of victory!
Professor Sharp: What sort of people would fight a battle with *those* odds?
Bionic One: Heroes, Professor. Heroes.
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Rock One: [after drinking the Brain Food potion] Now for the test: "What is the universe, and give two examples?" This is easy!
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Karate One, Rock One, Sport One, Bionic One, Mother One, I.Q.: Bionics on!
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Perceptor: [after seeing the Bandroids in action] Before I wondered why we needed them, now I wonder why they need us.
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Bionic One, Mother One, I.Q., Karate One, Rock One, Sport One: Bionic Link.
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