Zombie Nightmare (1987)

Linda Singer: Maggie

Quotes 

• Maggie : Look you may be tough but I don't rob the cradle. I'm old enough to be your sister.

  Jim Batten : Oh, I like that. I've always wanted to make it with my older sister!

• Jim Batten : Do you want a drag?

  Maggie : No thanks. I haven't smoked since college.

  Jim Batten : Hmmm... Yeah, well ah, I may not measure up to those college guys that you're used to, but they don't measure up to mine. If you catch my drift.

  Maggie : Listen, why don't you just drift off somewhere and molest someone your own age. I've had a long day.

  Jim Batten : Yeah, Well ah... That's not all that's long!

• Maggie : I'm really sorry, but my religion forbids interspecies mating.