Molly McGrath: [after she runs the team into the ground, throws the broken watch on the ground] You owe me a new stop watch... you PUSSIES!
Marvel: Fuck you!
Molly McGrath: Fuck you what?
Marvel: Fuck you... Coach McGrath.
Molly McGrath: Better.
Verna McGrath: Just remember; you can't win a pissing contest with a prick.
Trumaine: Don't worry baby, this my uncle's car, he lets me borrow it whenever I want.
Marva: OH YEAH! THEN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HOT WIRE IT!
Peanut: [as the gargantuan Finch tries to fit into a uniform] Man, how'd your folks let you get like this?
Krushinski: Are you kidding? He probably ate his folks!
Peanut: [about Finch's weight] How did you folks let you get like this?
Krushinski: Are you kidding me? He probably *ate* his folks!
Alice Needham: I found Marian's shoe.
[indicating the dog]
Alice Needham: President Muffly had it! The stupid son of a bitch also chewed up my Duran Duran album.
Molly McGrath: What did you just say?
Alice Needham: Verna says it's ok to call a dog a son of a bitch cause that's what he is.
Verna McGrath: [after Molly glares at her] . I can't believe I said that! But, it *is* linguistly correct.
Molly McGrath: I've got thing a under control. Just let *me* handle it.
Frank Needham: That is the joke of the year, Molly! Alice is passed out drunk, you're out partying, and these two
[indicating Trumaine and Marva]
Frank Needham: are *screwing* on your sofa.
Marva: We were NOT! Not when you came in we weren't.