Two dim-witted street peddlers, Jack and Barney, arrive in Palm Beach, Florida, looking for a better, wealthier lifestyle. In Palm Beach, Jack falls for Olivia, a young heiress running an orphaned children's shelter being threatened with foreclosure. Jack, at Barney's insistence, enrolls them both at a finishing school so they can learn the etiquette of the upper class in order to fit in with the hope that Olivia's uncle will approve of Jack wanting to marry her and help her obtain an inheritance to save the orphanage. Written by
Doing all the wrong things in all the wrong places.
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Did You Know?
Although uncredited, Linda Fiorentino
plays the Spanish maid that disrupts the dance between Olivia and Strobe at the fancy party for the dog. See more
Who's this? Your son?
No, he's... uhhh
He is my nephew.
Ohhh, your nephew. He looks Iranian to me. You know my sister, Maria, she married an Iranian guy. And they are hairy son of a bitches. You know they got hair on their chest, their backs, their butts. We're talking Winnie the Pooh. We're talking Chewbacca, you know the guy in Star Wars who goes AHHHH! AHHHH!
POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE NO. 1
by Edward Elgar
(as Sir Edward Elgar) See more