Two dim-wited street pedlers, Jack and Barney, arrive in Palm Beach, Florida looking for a better and wealthy lifestyle when Jack falls for Olivia, a young heiress running a shelter for orphaned children which is threatened with forclosure. Jack, at Barney's insistance, enrolls both of them at a finishing school to learn the edicate of the upper classes in order to fit in and hope Oliva's uncle will approve of Jack wanting to marry her and help her obtain an inheretence to save the orphanage. Written by
Doing all the wrong things in all the wrong places.
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Although uncredited, Linda Fiorentino
plays the Spanish maid that disrupts the dance between Olivia and Strobe at the fancy party for the dog. See more
[the class at the Phelps School is introducing themselves
Hi, my name is Barney Benar. I'm here with my friend Jake because there's this girl he's trying to nail...
[shakes his head and clears his throat
What? Oh. Sure he loves her, sure he wants to fuck her...
[Jake makes the same sound, louder
Oh, whatever. I'm just with him, man.
THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW
by Vance Brescia
Performed by Micky Dolenz
& Peter Tork
(of The Monkees
Produced by Michael Lloyd
Courtesy of Arista Records, Inc. See more