This woman has twin sons and they've got mouths like sailors. They're always swearin', always swearin'. She can't take it anymore. One night she says to her husband, "If these kids swear one more time... I'm gonna punch 'em out". He says, "Hey, go ahead and do what you're gonna do, they're your kids." So the next morning, the two twins come down for breakfast. She says to the first twin, "What'd you want for breakfast?" Kid says, "Umm... I'll have some fucking pancakes". BOOM! She hits him. He ...