Christopher Tracy:
I do nothing professionally, I do everything for fun.
[
repeated line]
Christopher Tracy:
Life is a parade.
Tricky:
[
mocking Christopher after he got stood up] I'll meet you at the club in two hours.
Christopher Tracy:
I got waylaid.
Tricky:
No, you got la-aid!
Mary:
Guards! Remove these peasants! I'm having trouble breathing in here.
Christopher Tracy:
Maybe if you loosen your chastity belt, you could breathe a little mo' betta!
Tricky:
I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and see if somebody stupid don't answer the door.
Christopher Tracy:
If two people really loved each other, they couldn't be separated no matter what happened.
Tricky:
Tell me Mary, is it true that you're engaged?
Mary:
Yes.
Tricky:
Tsk, tsk, what a pity. Sometimes life can be so shitty. Here's a girl who's smart and pretty...
Mary:
And rich.
Tricky:
I don't care about that! Honey, I really don't.
Christopher Tracy:
[
writing something on a napkin] It's obvious that little Miss Mary has never been off the city block.
[
holds up napkin, which has "Wrecka Stow" written on it]
Mary:
What is that? Some new language?
Christopher Tracy:
Read it. Do you know what it is?
Mary:
It's nothing, you ninny. And you know it, but you won't confess it because you're such a coward.
Christopher Tracy:
It is something, something you don't know, and you won't confess that because *you're* a coward!
Mary:
This is silly, and you're a child!
Christopher Tracy:
[
taunting Mary] I go to dinner without my father's permission. Now, read it aloud so we can all hear how knowledgeable you are!
Mary:
Wrecka stow.
Christopher Tracy:
[
laughs at Mary's pronounciation] Do you know what it is?
Mary:
Wrecka stow, wrecka stow, it's nothing!
Christopher Tracy:
[
laughing] It is something. Come on, say it again louder.
Mary:
Wrecka stow.
Christopher Tracy:
Louder!
Mary:
Wrecka stow! I give up. What is it?
Christopher Tracy:
If you wanted to buy a Sam Cook a'blum, where would you go?
Mary:
[
rolls her eyes] The wrecka stow.
Christopher Tracy:
I must have that disease, what's the name of it?
Mary:
It's called Stupid.
Mary:
If you don't get out of my house, I'll have my father's guards throw you out!
Christopher Tracy:
Why? 'Cause you ain't bad enough to do it yo'self?
Tricky:
Why you selfish son of a biscuit-eater!
Katy:
You low shit! What'd you do that for?
Tricky:
Cause it's a full moon, I'm a werewolf, bitch, KISS MY ASS!
Katy:
You're gonna end up with no friends at all!
Tricky:
I don't need friends! I'm my own man, just like Liberace!
Christopher Tracy:
I ain't afraid of shit!
Tricky:
You afraid of bats?
[
they see bats on the roof of the restaurant they are at]
Christopher Tracy, Tricky:
BATS!
[
they run out, screaming]
Mrs. Wellington:
[
Christopher writes something on a check] Fa you?
Christopher Tracy:
Tell him it's Chinese.
Mary:
[
practicing her retort] "Maybe if you loosen your jock strap, *you* could breathe a little easier!" I should've said that. I should've said, "Chastity belt? You're mistaken, sir. I wear a Cestus. Perhaps you've heard of it? It's an embroidered girdle that was owned by Venus, and it inspires love. Perhaps you've heard of love? I doubt it."
[
pause]
Mary:
He's just a peasant. He doesn't even know who Venus is.
Christopher Tracy:
[
talking about Isaac Sharon] He's a little possessive, don't you think?
Mrs. Wellington:
He likes to collect things, including people.
Christopher Tracy:
You must be his prized possession.
Christopher Tracy:
Why is your father such a punk?
Mary:
I beg your pardon?
Christopher Tracy:
Why does he shit on so many people?
Mary:
You are a peasant.
Christopher Tracy:
What makes me a peasant? How much money I got, or what's in my heart?
Mr. Sharon:
You were with that boy.
Mary:
He's not a boy. He's a man.
Mr. Sharon:
He's not a man. He's a gigolo. Do you know what a gigolo is? It's a fancy word for whore.
Mary:
There are many words for whore, and I'm sure you're acquainted with all of them.
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