A Smoky Mountain Christmas (1986 TV Movie)
Lorna Davis: [singing, trying to write a song] In the night, birds in flight...
Lorna Davis: That makes no sense!
Lorna Davis: Birds gotta sing, fish gotta fly...
Lorna Davis: Oh that's better, "fish gotta fly." I'm a great writer, all right.
Lorna Davis: Why don't you take your magic home and use it on yourself?
Lorna Davis: [threatening the Sheriff] Come any closer and you're going to get your Christmas punch early.
Old Lady Jezebel: In the last election, I cast my ballot for you!
Sheriff John Jensen: That's great.
Old Lady Jezebel: There's another one coming up...
Lorna Davis: Who on earth is "Mountain Dan?"
Jasper: He eats little kids... and uses their bones for weapons.
Sheriff John Jensen: I didn't catch your name.
Lorna Davis: Well, I didn't throw it yet. It's Luella. Luella Durbin, and I'm just zippin' on down the road apiece, movin' right along!
Jezebel: This is not the end! When I wake up...
Lorna Davis: ...We'll both be old and grey. Come on, lemme help ya down.
Lorna Davis: [falls to the floor in a deep sleep] Ugh!
Mary: [about Sheriff Jensen] I don't like him.
Lorna Davis: You shouldn't ought to not like people, but if you're going to, he's the one not to like!
Sheriff John Jensen: Never... never... wake up that woman!
[points to Jezebel]
Jezebel: If she were to stay for a spell, she'd be stayin' for one of MY spells!
Lorna Davis: [after the kids ask her if she is an angel that flew down from Heaven] I came UP here, not DOWN here, darlin'. And I made time, but I didn't fly.