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(1986 TV Movie)

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Lorna Davis: [singing, trying to write a song] In the night, birds in flight...

[talking]

Lorna Davis: That makes no sense!

[resumes singing]

Lorna Davis: Birds gotta sing, fish gotta fly...

[talking]

Lorna Davis: Oh that's better, "fish gotta fly." I'm a great writer, all right.

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Lorna Davis: Why don't you take your magic home and use it on yourself?

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Lorna Davis: [threatening the Sheriff] Come any closer and you're going to get your Christmas punch early.

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Old Lady Jezebel: In the last election, I cast my ballot for you!

Sheriff John Jensen: That's great.

Old Lady Jezebel: There's another one coming up...

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Lorna Davis: Who on earth is "Mountain Dan?"

Jasper: He eats little kids... and uses their bones for weapons.

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Mountain Dan: If you're packin'...

Harry: I'm not packing! I don't even know what it means!

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Sheriff John Jensen: I didn't catch your name.

Lorna Davis: Well, I didn't throw it yet. It's Luella. Luella Durbin, and I'm just zippin' on down the road apiece, movin' right along!

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Jezebel: This is not the end! When I wake up...

Lorna Davis: ...We'll both be old and grey. Come on, lemme help ya down.

Lorna Davis: [falls to the floor in a deep sleep] Ugh!

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Mary: [about Sheriff Jensen] I don't like him.

Lorna Davis: You shouldn't ought to not like people, but if you're going to, he's the one not to like!

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Sheriff John Jensen: Never... never... wake up that woman!

[points to Jezebel]

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Jezebel: If she were to stay for a spell, she'd be stayin' for one of MY spells!

[evil laugh]

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Lorna Davis: [after the kids ask her if she is an angel that flew down from Heaven] I came UP here, not DOWN here, darlin'. And I made time, but I didn't fly.

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Lorna Davis: [as disguised Jezebel hands her a poisoned pie in the jail cell] Are you sure you didn't bake a file in here for me?

Old Lady Jezebel: Oh, mercy, no. Just apples. And spice. And everything nice.

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