Memorable quotes for
Raw Deal (1986) More at IMDbPro »

Monique: The only way you'll ever end up lying next to me, Max, is if we're run down by the same car.

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Monique: Losing improves your character.

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Kaminsky: What do you think I look like, Dirty Harry?

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Monique: When I want to make friends, I'll go to summer camp.

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Patrovita: Smart I like. Smart ass, I don't!

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Kaminsky: Max, if you're the best there is, the wheel would never have been invented.

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Chief Harry Shannon: You remember my son Blair?
Kaminsky: Yeah. We went to a few ball games together. He joined the bureau, didn't he?
Chief Harry Shannon: Yeah.
Kaminsky: How is he?
Chief Harry Shannon: [pauses] Dead.

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Kaminsky: You should not drink and bake!

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[Taking off Kaminski's shirt]
Monique: Oh... my... God!

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Kaminsky: Magic? Or magnet!

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Kaminsky: You're under arrest.
Thug: For what?
Kaminsky: Impersonating a human being!

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Kaminsky: This must be when they by poetic justice.

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Baker: [reading ID] Joseph P. Brenner. What's the "P" stand for?
Kaminsky: Pussy.

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Kaminsky: Because of you a lot of people are dead. And now it's your turn.

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Max Keller: I'll get you a nice eight by ten.
Kaminsky: Keep it. I'm not sentimental.

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Kaminsky: You gave me a Raw Deal.

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Kaminsky: He molested, murdered and mutilated her.

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Marvin Baxter: Look, I know with you its personal, but we're both after the same thing - justice. Right, Harry? Justice?
Chief Harry Shannon: Fuck justice!

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Elevator Operator: Good evening, sir.
Kaminsky: Down.
Elevator Operator: There is no down.
Kaminsky: Hey, I'm not a cop. I'm a player.

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