Cru Jones: Me, I ride for me.
Sergeant Smith: Cru, just pretend you're in the lumber yard... go balls out.
Bob: Late again huh Cru?
Cru: Oh, excuse me blob, I don't have a watch.
Bob: Bob, the name's Bob, not Blob. Smart-ass.
Bob: They're getting a boy to do a man's job.
Wesley: Now that we're official, you think we have room for one more on the Rad team?
Luke: There's your fantasy, studly.
Cru: Me and Katie are like... special.
Becky: [Luke and Becky] ooh... special love
Announcer: And Hollywood Mike Miranda makes his second dramatic exit of the day.
Burton Timmer: [after being hit by a newspaper thrown by Cru and spilling his coffee] This world would be a lot better off without kids!
Christian Hollings: [Luke and Becky are walking down the hall together, arm in arm] C'mon, its so obvious from the moment you seem them together
Cru: I know but they've never copped to it like that before.
Christian Hollings: Well they probably just didn't want you to feel left out.
Cru: Ya? So what's changed?
Cru: God, what I wouldn't give to go ass-sliding with you right now.