- Delivery (little) person: Ma'am, I have your groceries for you.
- Vanessa: Oh...
- Delivery (little) person: That will be twenty dollars, please.
- Vanessa: I just want you.
- [pulls him over and then french kisses him]
- Jon Martin: Woo! Hey, baby, you had about five minutes, I'd fuck you silly.
- Vanessa: You no-dick asshole, do you know who the fuck you're talking to?
- Jon Martin: No, who the fuck are you?
- Vanessa: I'll fucking show you who the fuck I am.