Padre:
Confess your sins, my son, and receive forgiveness before the Almighty.
Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red:
Well, Padre. I once had a mind to eat the Frog.
Padre:
God placed the beasts upon the Earth for man's sustenance, my son. Come now; what else besides?
Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red:
Beggin' your pardon, but that's the Frog standing alongside.
[
Nods toward his French shipmate]
Padre:
Well, now. That is another matter entirely...
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