Detective Cameron:
I got good news and bad news, girls. The good news is your dates are here.
Sorority Sister:
What's the bad news?
Detective Cameron:
They're dead.
Detective Cameron:
What is this? A homicide, or a bad B-movie?
Detective Cameron:
I suppose Rip Van Winkle would be the other body; where is it?
Sergeant Raimi:
The other body isn't here, sir.
Detective Cameron:
What? Did he have a date? Whaddya mean it isn't here?
Detective Cameron:
What's this?
Detective Landis:
It was a grad student. He was scheduled to work here this evening.
Detective Cameron:
Looks like he worked a little too hard, huh?
[
answering phone]
Detective Cameron:
Thrill me!
Sergeant Raimi:
Detective Cameron?
Detective Cameron:
No! Bozo the Clown!
[
repeated line]
Detective Cameron:
Thrill me.
Detective Cameron:
Corpses that have been dead for twenty-seven years do not get up and go for a walk by themselves!
Chris Romero:
Detective, other than confessing to a murder, is there a point to this conversation?
Detective Cameron:
What I'm going to need is your standard flame thrower.
Detective Cameron:
It's Miller time!
J.C. Hooper:
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Do you think it's taking the Lord's name in vain to say "oh my God" a whole bunch of times really fast like that?
Detective Cameron:
You sonuva bitch. I already killed you.
Brad:
Okay, so we put you up to it... but we said the Phi Omega Gamma house, *not* the Kappa Delta sorority. Do you know the difference?
Chris Romero:
[
shrugs] It's all Greek to me.
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