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Murphy's Law (1986) Poster

(1986)

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Jack Murphy: The only law I know is "Jack Murphy's law." It's very simple. Don't *fuck* with Jack Murphy. You remember that.

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Joan Freeman: Go to Hell!

Jack Murphy: Ladies first.

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Arabella McGee: Suck a doorknob, you homo!

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Jack Murphy: The only law I know is Jack Murphy's Law. That's very simple. Don't fuck with Jack Murphy. You remember that.

Arabella McGee: [Arabella is handcuffed to Jack] You snot-licking donkey fart.

Jack Murphy: ...

Arabella McGee: What'ya do... rape a nun?

Jack Murphy: ...

Arabella McGee: Kiss my panty hose, sperm bank.

Jack Murphy: ...

Arabella McGee: Why don't you watch your asshole, asshole.

Jack Murphy: ...

Arabella McGee: Hey, pubic hair, I'm talking to you!

Jack Murphy: ...

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Arabella McGee: You're welcome, dildo-nose.

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[after Murphy rescues her from being crushed at the bottom of an elevator shaft]

Arabella McGee: What took you so long, butt crust?

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[while flying in a helicopter]

Arabella McGee: [to Murphy] Hey, Airwolf, where the hell are we going?

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