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Blood Theatre (1984)

R | | Comedy, Horror
An old movie house plagued with a history of unexplained tragedies is reopened with bloody history repeating itself

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Cast overview, first billed only:
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Miss Blackwell
Jenny Cunningham ...
Jennifer / Ellen
Jonathan Blakely ...
Original Owner
Andrew Cofrin ...
Adrian
Joanna Foxx ...
Selena
Stephanie Dillard ...
Darcy
Rob-Roy Fletcher ...
Dean Murdock
Daniel Schafer ...
Malcolm
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Young Original Owner
Lynne Darcy ...
Ticket Booth Girl
Cynthia Hartline ...
Jamie Hart
Lisa Lindsley ...
Lisa
Joni Barnes ...
Dee-Dee
Pam McCormack ...
Lisa's Friend
Laurie Tidemanson ...
Dee-Dee's Friend
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A haunted movie theater is the setting of many bizarre murders, (i.e. "popcorned" to death in the popcorn machine), in this sleazy horror spoof. Written by Philip Brubaker <coda@nando.net>

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Joanna Foxx's entire performance has been re-voiced by another actress. See more »

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Pie Victim: They've got to be stopped!
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Clown Whores of Hollywood
Rick Sloane
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I was there and even I don't believe how much it sucks...............
16 September 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

To truly appreciate this film you had to be there (acting?) or have been a crew member.

Yes, I am "Selena", and at the ripe old age of 42, have serious doubts about what we were doing/did.

It all started out to be like a "John Waters" type thing, friends acting badly in bad films. Somewhere along the line,the fun discontinued, people who were supposed to be friends didn't speak anymore, and BAD became worse.

I regret the bad image I might have projected.(Try to fit in size one gold spandex pants,)

Other than that, the film SUCKS so badly, I would not even make my mama watch it.

To my director, cast and crew I say,

"Why can't we just all get along??

It's been OVER TWENTY YEARS, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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