Geeky Clifford has a date with pretty Kelly. But when he comes to pick her up, she has gone to see her ex-boyfriend, the DJ at a nightclub, using her roommate Margo's car. Margo and their third roommate, CeCe, induce Clifford into driving them around, first to the nightclub to find Kelly, then on an all-night tour of the L.A. night scene in search of CeCe's new love, rock star Bruno X. Written by
Jerry Milani <email@example.com>
Never stand in line. Never pay for your own drinks. Never stand next to a dweeb.
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While Cliff is waiting for the girls to get ready, he lights a candle. As the time passes, the candle gets smaller then suddenly larger a number of times. See more
We're all great girls. Kelly might be prettier, but Margo, tell him which one of us is sexier.
You're ten points sexier. I'm... what?
No, six pionts sexier and she's ten points bitchier.
Are you sure it was only ten points?
References The Graduate
Performed by Jackie Warren
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