Lucas (1986)
Tom Hodges: Bruno
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Quotes
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[Lucas walks into the school shower with the other football jocks]
Bruno : Hey, Leukoplakia. They got a jockstrap that can fit you? Hey, maybe one of you guys should stop by sewing class and pick up a thimble, Lucas here needs a jockstrap. Or maybe a thimble would be too big. Hey, anybody got a contact lens? A contact lens with a Band-Aid.
Lucas : Are you referring to the size of my penis?
Bruno : Yeah I am.
Lucas : With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count. And anyway, I don't get semi-erect around other males like some of you fellas do.
Bruno : What'd you say?
Lucas : It's a study done by the University of Illinois. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Look, yours seems to be growing even now.
Bruno : The hell it is.
Lucas : [Lucas points] It is, look.
Spike : Hey, look. He's getting a hard-on. Don't nobody bend over to pick up the soap.
Bruno : You little shit.
Lucas : Oh. They say physical violence is an expression of sexual feeling.
[Bruno and Spike charge Lucas and carry him with the rest of the football players]
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[last lines]
Bruno : [Lucas returns to school and a few of the football players and Lucas's closest friends wait for him in the hallway of his locker] Here he is.
[Lucas opens his locker to find a football jacket with the name Lucas on it, as everyone begins to clap in unison]
Maggie : Try it on, Lucas!
Kid in Hallway : Try it on, Luke!
Bruno : [Lucas puts on the jacket] All right, Lucas!
Ben : [Ben films Lucas on his camera] All right, Lucas! Way to go!
Kids in Hallway : [the students all begin to cheer the name Lucas] Lucas! Lucas! Lucas! Lucas! Lucas! Lucas!
Bruno : All right!
[Lucas throws his arms up]
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Bruno : You know if I was you, I wouldn't stick around to see the movie. You understand me, Leukoplakia? I'm gonna be looking for you guys afterwards.
Cappie : No you won't.
Bruno : The hell I won't?
Cappie : They're gonna be with me afterwards.
Bruno : Oh yeah.
Cappie : Yeah we're going out to eat.
Bruno : Why are you always sticking up for this wimp for?
Cappie : Why you always picking on him for?
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[Lucas and Ben stand up to Bruno in the theater lobby]
Cappie : Hey, what's going on?
Bruno : Hey, this kid is mouthing off to me.
Cappie : Come on, let's go.
Bruno : Hey, wait a second.
Cappie : Hey, what's the point?
Bruno : Hey, I'm kidding around, and this fat little marshmallow opens his mouth to me.
Cappie : Don't worry about it. Let's go see a movie.
Bruno : You better watch your mouth fat boy.
[grabs Lucas by the neck]
Bruno : Learn to be like Lucas here, he's smart, not like you.
Ben : He's scared, not like me.
Bruno : Oh, yeah?
Ben : Yeah.
Bruno : You know, you're asking for it.
Lucas : Well, so are you!
Bruno : What'd you say?
Lucas : You heard me.
Bruno : You know, maybe you boys would like to step outside.
Angie : Bruno, let's go.
Bruno : No, I think I have to settle this.
Angie : Well, I came to see a movie.
Cappie : So did I.
Lucas : [Lucas gets in Bruno's face] Yeah, but not King Kong.
Cappie : Come on, settle down.
Angie : No fights, I mean it.
Cappie : I'd listen to the lady.
