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"L.A. Law" Pilot (TV Episode 1986) Poster

(TV Series)

(1986)

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Michael Kuzak: Miss Moore, for what it's worth, if you really do decide to get a gun, go out, and kill those three men who raped you... I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

Adrianne Moore: That's the difference between us. I would.

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[Roxanne shows Arnie the dead body of Norman Chaney across his desk]

Roxanne Melman: Mr. Chaney. I didn't actually touched him. But I'm pretty sure he's dead.

Arnie Becker: If he is, I got dibs on his office.

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Ann Kelsey: What's going on?

Roxanne Melman: Mr. Chaney's dead.

Ann Kelsey: Oh, no!

Roxanne Melman: Yep. I found him.

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Victor Sifuentes: Sergeant, the little hand is on the nine. And the big hand is on the 12. I gotta be downtown like in 30 minutes.

Sgt. McKlosky: Soon as your client's through with breakfast. Meantime, why don't you let the officer pat you down?

Victor Sifuentes: What's the matter? You guys don't get enough at home?

Sgt. McKlosky: I'm getting tired of your mouth, Jose.

Victor Sifuentes: Whoa! Show me some respect. The name is Sifuentes, Victor Sifuentes!

Sgt. McKlosky: I don't care if you're freakin' name is Pancho freakin' Villa! You don't see your client without you get searched! Now assume the freakin' position!

Victor Sifuentes: You lay a hand on me, and I'm gonna kick your fat butt.

Sgt. McKlosky: That's it. You are outta here!

Victor Sifuentes: Let go my arm!

[In Spanish]

Victor Sifuentes: You swine! You son of a pooched out pig!

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Detective Lester Tuttle: [Telephoning] Tell him East L.A. later this afternoon.

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Victor Sifuentes: [Speaking Spanish] You're gonna be hearing more about this, McKlosky!

Sgt. McKlosky: I can't freakin' wait!

[Sifuentes leaves]

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Michael Kuzak: Michael Kuzak, attorney representing Justin Pregerson. I'd like to talk to the investigating officer.

Sgt. McKlosky: Which that would be Detective Tuttle.

Detective Lester Tuttle: Yeah, I'll get right up to it.

[Hang up the phone]

Detective Lester Tuttle: Lester, to his friends.

Michael Kuzak: What's all the excitement?

Detective Lester Tuttle: Memo out of Devision. We gotta search all attorneys before they go in. Lawyer brought a gun I to South Central. His client tried to shoot his way out. Speaking of which, your client is a real citizen, counselor. This time we got him on rape, assault, oral cop, sodomy. Not to mention that he's violated his probation in six different ways.

Michael Kuzak: Presumption of innocence, Lester.

Detective Lester Tuttle: The victim ID'd the kid's vehicle and picked him and two accomplices out of lineup. Let's see his daddy buy him outta this one.

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