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Kin-dza-dza! (1986) Poster

(1986)

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Uef: If I have a little KETSE, I have the right to wear yellow pants, and any Patsak should squat twice before me, not once. If a have a lot of KETSE, I have the right to wear crimson pants, so any Patsak should squat twice, any Chatlanin should make "ku", and Etsilopp can't beat me at night...

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Violinist: Comrade, there's a man there who says he's an alien. We have to do something!

Vladimir Nikolayevich: Call the ambulance.

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Uef: Brake! Brake! Brake!

Bi, Patsak: How can I brake after you've drunken all the brake fluid? Dipso!

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Gedevan Aleksandrovich: Excuse me, Chatlians and Patsaks, is it a nationality?

Uef: No.

Gedevan Aleksandrovich: A biological factor?

Uef: No.

Gedevan Aleksandrovich: Persons from other planets?

Uef: No.

Gedevan Aleksandrovich: So what is the difference between them?

Uef: Are you colorblind? Can't you tell orange from green? Tourist!

[Uef is referring to a special detector device they have that when pointed to a Chatlian buzzes a green dot and when to a Patsak an orange one]

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Uef: Either you're giving us this KETSE right now, or we won't lay you on Earth for less than 8 matchboxes!

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Dyadya Vova: Let's go, Skripach, to outer space.

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Uef: So put on tsak, and sit in pepelats!

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Bi, Patsak: Skripach, instead of thinkin' you're the first Georgian cosmonaut and you'll be awarded by Nobel prize, you'd better put back the spoon you've stolen from the poor artists.

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Uef: Friend, let me see your system. What kind of system have you got?

The Space Drifter From Uzm: It's a regular system. You just press the button and you go home.

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Uef: You on Earth have a very primitive society, you don't even make differences by the colour of one's pants.

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Uef: Yellow pants! "Ku" twice!

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Uef: Is nightingale a patsak?

Dyadya Vova: Why so?

Uef: It's you who said he sings without cage.

Gedevan Aleksandrovich: Then he is.

Bi, Patsak: A-ah, see that! You've got the same raging racism as here, on Plyuk, only power's taken not by Chatlans, but by Patsaks - the ones like you and your friend Nightingale!

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Dyadya Vova: You astronauts? What's here a TSAPPA?

Bi, Patsak: Ah, over there... A rusty nut, dear.

Dyadya Vova: It's all rusty around here...

Bi, Patsak: And it's the most rusty one.

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Violinist: Nobody needs a violinist.

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