Uef: If I have a little KETSE, I have the right to wear yellow pants, and any Patsak should squat twice before me, not once. If a have a lot of KETSE, I have the right to wear crimson pants, so any Patsak should squat twice, any Chatlanin should make "ku", and Etsilopp can't beat me at night...
Violinist: Comrade, there's a man there who says he's an alien. We have to do something!
Vladimir Nikolayevich: Call the ambulance.
Uef: Brake! Brake! Brake!
Bi, Patsak: How can I brake after you've drunken all the brake fluid? Dipso!
Gedevan Aleksandrovich: Excuse me, Chatlians and Patsaks, is it a nationality?
Gedevan Aleksandrovich: A biological factor?
Gedevan Aleksandrovich: Persons from other planets?
Gedevan Aleksandrovich: So what is the difference between them?
Uef: Are you colorblind? Can't you tell orange from green? Tourist!
[Uef is referring to a special detector device they have that when pointed to a Chatlian buzzes a green dot and when to a Patsak an orange one]
Uef: Either you're giving us this KETSE right now, or we won't lay you on Earth for less than 8 matchboxes!
Bi, Patsak: Skripach, instead of thinkin' you're the first Georgian cosmonaut and you'll be awarded by Nobel prize, you'd better put back the spoon you've stolen from the poor artists.
Uef: Friend, let me see your system. What kind of system have you got?
The Space Drifter From Uzm: It's a regular system. You just press the button and you go home.
Uef: You on Earth have a very primitive society, you don't even make differences by the colour of one's pants.
Uef: Is nightingale a patsak?
Dyadya Vova: Why so?
Uef: It's you who said he sings without cage.
Gedevan Aleksandrovich: Then he is.
Bi, Patsak: A-ah, see that! You've got the same raging racism as here, on Plyuk, only power's taken not by Chatlans, but by Patsaks - the ones like you and your friend Nightingale!
Dyadya Vova: You astronauts? What's here a TSAPPA?
Bi, Patsak: Ah, over there... A rusty nut, dear.
Dyadya Vova: It's all rusty around here...
Bi, Patsak: And it's the most rusty one.
Violinist: Nobody needs a violinist.