Harold: Hey, it's great to have a new neighbor. Woman lived here before you was nuts. Biggest bitch under the sun. Just a senile old hag really. Wouldn't be surprised if someone just got fed up and offed her. Know what I mean?
Roger: She was my aunt.
Harold: Heart of gold though. Just uh, a saint really. And uh such a beautiful woman, for her age.
Skeleton Big Ben: *Damn*! Come back from the grave and ran out of ammunition.
Harold Gorton: Solitude's always better with somebody else around, ya know?
Tanya: I can tell when a man wants to work. I can also tell when a man wants to play.
Big Ben: So long sucker!
Big Ben: [Later on; Roger shoves a grenade up Big Ben's clothes] So long sucker!
Roger: [Whispers] Who are all these freaks?
Frank McGraw: You're most devoted fans.
Tanya: We should get together soon.
Tanya: We're neighbors. We shouldn't be strangers.
Roger: I couldn't agree more at any other time.
Skeleton Big Ben: Sucker!
Roger: Big Ben?
Skeleton Big Ben: [Sarcastically] No. It's your fairy godmother.
Aunt Elizabeth: It won Roger. It tricked me. I didn't think it could, but it did. It's going to trick you too, Roger. This house knows everything about you. Leave while you can!
Skeleton Big Ben: [Roger hits Ben with a chair] Roger you fight like a little girl!
Skeleton Big Ben: You're pissing me off, Roger!