| James Karen | ... | Logan | |
| Alba Francesca | ... | Zacherly | |
| Louise Baker | ... | Cookie | |
| Alexandros Mylonas | ... | Brucie (as Alexi Mylonas) | |
| Robert Rhine | ... | Camera Assistant | |
| Brad Zutaut | ... | Scotty Palmer | |
| Sam Temeles | ... | Rags | |
| Curt Wilmot | ... | Sean Kingsley | |
| Nana | ... | Fantasy Stewardess | |
| Brenda Bakke | ... | Morgan | |
| Ulrika Hellstrom | ... | Girl at Airport | |
| Lifteris Andrikos | ... | Custom Agent (as Lefteris Andrikos) | |
| Thanassis Christopoulos | ... | Hotel Clerk | |
| Sorrells Pickard | ... | Carlton Ashby | |
| Roberta Collins | ... | Lana Logan | |
| Julie Rohde-Brown | ... | Ms. Rollins (as Julie Rhodes) | |
| Alexandra Pavlidou | ... | Albertine (as Alexandra Pavlides) | |
| Elizabeth Pericolo | ... | Semester at Sea Girl | |
| Vicky Kougianos | ... | Semester at Sea Girl | |
| Fabiana Udenio | ... | Cleo / Princess | |
| Giorgos Tzifos | ... | Cleo's Father (as George Gifos) | |
| Panos Logothetis | ... | Mr. Pujapipoint | |
| Vassili Karis | ... | Bodyguard of Stunt Coordinator (as Vassili Karamesinis) | |
| Charles P. Bernuth | ... | Dancing Thief | |
| Yorgos Kotanidis | ... | Kidnapper (as George Kotanidis) | |
| Yula Gavala | ... | Kidnapper's Wife | |
| Nadine Ames | ... | Cabin Attendant (as Maxine Ain) | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Mark Kubr | ... | The Czech (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Mark Griffiths | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Mark Griffiths | (written by) and | |
| Curtis Wilmot | (written by) (as Curtis Scott Wilmot) | |
| Steve Greene | (characters) and | |
| Eric Alter | (characters) | |
Produced by | |||
| Jeff Begun | .... | producer | |
| Lee Fry | .... | executive producer | |
| Dimitri Logothetis | .... | producer | |
| Joseph Medawar | .... | assistant producer | |
| Ken Solomon | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Eddie Arkin | |||
| Jay Levy | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Tom Richmond | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Andy Blumenthal | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Theodosis Davlos | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Manolis Galanis | .... | assistant makeup artist | |
| Stella Votsou | .... | makeup artist | |
| Lorraine Watson | .... | hair stylist | |
| Fotini Xenaki | .... | assistant hair stylist | |
Production Management | |||
| Dimitri Dimitriadis | .... | production supervisor | |
| Haris Kontorouhas | .... | unit manager (as Harry Kontorouhas) | |
| Ken Solomon | .... | production manager | |
Art Department | |||
| Mihalis Floriotis | .... | propman | |
| Pavlos Xenakis | .... | property master | |
Sound Department | |||
| David Cantu | .... | adr recordist | |
| David Cantu | .... | foley recordist | |
| Chrysanthos Gatsis | .... | boom operator | |
| Peter Glossop | .... | sound mixer | |
| Phillip Seretti | .... | post-production sound supervisor | |
| Phillip Seretti | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Janja Vujovich | .... | post-production sound coordinator | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Yannis Samiotis | .... | special effects | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Kostas Danalis | .... | generator operator | |
| Costas Geroukalis | .... | key grip | |
| Sifis Koundouros | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Yannis A. Papadimitriou | .... | gaffer | |
| Giorgos Papagiannopoulos | .... | electrician | |
| Dimitris Papakonstadis | .... | camera operator | |
| Stavros Partheniadis | .... | electrician | |
| Giorgos Plevris | .... | grip (as Giorgos Plevrakis) | |
Casting Department | |||
| F. Daniel Somrack | .... | assistant casting | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Lina Angelopoulou | .... | wardrobe assistant | |
| Dimitra Stavropoulou | .... | wardrobe | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Claudia Hoover | .... | assistant editor | |
Other crew | |||
| John Achorn | .... | physical comedy consultant | |
| Lilette Botasi | .... | production coordinator: Greece | |
| Diane Durant | .... | continuity | |
| Kirsten Welles | .... | production coordinator: US | |
Thanks | |||
| Giorgos Tzifos | .... | dedicated to the memory of (as George Gifos) | |
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I normally consider myself a bit of a tough guy when it comes to enduring bad movies. Somewhat in the way alcoholics build up a tolerance to hard liquor, I have a thick skin against terrible cinema provided there are at least a few redeeming moments. Inspired by nostalgia for late night cable TV, the only way to see nudity and real debauchery as a kid in the '80s, I decided to watch this wreck on an ultra cheap DVD. But it hit me a Mike Tyson (circa 1987) uppercut. I couldn't watch all of it. It's THAT bad. And I can enjoy basically any CANNON GROUP production (horrid cheeseball '80s action producers) ever made! A much better movie that accomplishes somewhat of what they were trying to do here is Summer Lovers featuring a very young Daryl Hannah. Or the original and much better Harbodies.
The entire premise of these '80s airhead summer teen sex movies is naked flesh, but at least some of them had a certain level of comedy or sexiness. But nothing here is funny, or particularly sexy. Brenda Bakke is absolutely stunning, but no one gets to do anything worthwhile because the movie is a failure from start to finish. I guess simply admiring her beauty is worth something (and most starlets did not have fake body parts back then, which is very refreshing). But overall, life is too short to watch movies like this. Or review them. Hey wait.....I just wasted.....uhh THE END.