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Lyman Vunk: [instructing a managerial training class] We reserve the right... to refuse service... to ASSHOLES like YOU.

[entire class repeats]

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Lyman Vunk: [instructing a managerial training class] Put those cookies back... MOTHERFUCKER.

[entire class repeats, Sister Sara crossing herself]

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[Explaining how much formula has been given to Zipser]

Dr. Mole: I injected 20 cc's of bird cum. That is the equivalent of 3 tons of my new synthetic chicken.

Lyman Vunk: 3 TONS?

Dr. Mole: Yes... that would be as if he had a bucket of chicken, every day, for 500 years.

Lyman Vunk: Is there any chance of brain damage?

Zipser: Cluck... Cluck.

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[an old lady pulls up to the Buster Burgers' drive thru intercom which is shaped like a giant pickle]

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom: Hi, welcome to Buster Burgers, what can I get ch'ya?

Old Lady: Um... one burger... uh, some fries... and a malte. Oh! And, uh, could you put cheese on that, please?

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom: Just say, "Buster Cheese, Bull Chips, and a Chocolate Buster Shake," madam.

Old Lady: Okay.

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom: [annoyed] So say it!

Old Lady: Shove off, pickle! I don't like talking to machines.

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom: Look, toots. Take that Falcon you're driving, chain it up, and shove it where the sun don't shine!

Old Lady: Wha? Wh-wh-why I... ooh... ack!

[collapses from a heart attack]

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom: [once again cheerful] Thanks for coming to Buster Burgers, please move forward. You may be eligible for a prize.

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400 club member: [after farting] Deep and mean

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400 club member400 club member: [after farting]

[In unison]

400 club member400 club member: Aroma

[giggles]

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Fred Domino: All right, who ordered 60 double Buster burgers?

Magneto Jones: That fat motherfucker right there. That fat motherfucker right there. Them two giggling twin motherfuckers right there. And that skinny walnut headed right there ordered 72.

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400 club member: No flash! No flash!

Man on Toilet: A smile everybody.

[clicks camera and someone farts, the bathroom explodes]

Man on Toilet: Say "cheese".

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