Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986)

User Rating:

3.7/10   

Director:

Mike Marvin

Writer:

Donald Ross (writer)

Release Date:

January 1986 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

...it's funny enough to eat!

Plot:

Russell has been expelled from several schools for lewd, crude and nude conduct. Busterburger University...

Plot Keywords:

Oral Sex | Motorcycle Cop | Female Nudity | Obesity | Motorcycle

Cast

Leigh McCloskey	...	Russell
Dick Butkus	...	Drootin
Randi Brooks	...	Mrs. Vunk
Chuck McCann	...	Dr. Mole
Jack Blessing	...	Nacio Herb Zipser
Charles Tyner	...	Lyman Vunk
Debra Blee	...	Mia Vunk
Sandy Hackett	...	Fred Domino
John William Young	...	Prestopopnick (as John Young)
Chip McAllister	...	Magneto Jones
Barbara Whinnery	...	Sister Sara
Maria Richwine	...	Conchita
Karen Mayo-Chandler	...	Dr. Gotbottom
Robert Hogan	...	Russell's Parent (as Bob Hogan)
Lillian Garrett	...	Russell's Parent

Also Known As:

Hamburger U.

Runtime:

90 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

Finland:K-16 | USA:R

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Busterburger Limited Partnership

Quotes:

[an old lady pulls up to the Buster Burgers' drive thru intercom which is shaped like a giant pickle]
"Mr. Pickle" Intercom: Hi, welcome to Buster Burgers, what can I get ch'ya?
Old Lady: Um... one burger... uh, some fries... and a malte. Oh! And, uh, could you put cheese on that, please?
"Mr. Pickle" Intercom: Just say, "Buster Cheese, Bull Chips, and a Chocolate Buster Shake," madam.
Old Lady: Okay.
"Mr. Pickle" Intercom: [annoyed] So say it!
Old Lady: Shove off, pickle! I don't like talking to machines.
"Mr. Pickle" Intercom: Look, toots. Take that Falcon you're driving, chain it up, and shove it where the sun don't shine!
Old Lady: Wha? Wh-wh-why I... ooh... ack!
[collapses from a heart attack]
[...]

Movie Connections:

Spoofs Hot Dog... The Movie (1984)

Soundtrack:

Glory Busterburgerlujah

Major screw up get one last chance from his parents at Hamburger U.

However unintentional, this is one of the greatest bad 80's movies ever. It is also one of the most quotable, as my friends and I quote this quite often. "Put those cookies back, M*****f****r!", and of course "We reserve the right to refuse service to a******s like you".

The lines just don't stop in this film. I cannot think of an 80's movie I quote more than this one. They probably thought they were just making another 80's teen T&A flick. However, it turned out to be so much more than that. This is a classic not to be missed by anyone with a twisted sense of humor. I believe this film to be grossly under rated for the classic 80's comedy it is. It blows many other films considered classic in the genre out of the water.