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Flight of the Navigator (1986) Poster

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Max: Compliance!

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Max: I do not leak, you leak!

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Max: See ya later, Navigator!

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Jeff Freeman, 16 Years: Don't take any shit, David!

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Max: I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission.

David: So you need ME and my INFERIOR brain to fly that thing?

Max: Correction, I need the SUPERIOR information in your INFERIOR brain to fly this... thing.

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[after stopping at a pasture, David steps off the ship to urinate]

Max: What are you doing?

David: Can't I have a little privacy?

Max: Do not know privacy.

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Max: Hey, blimpo... too many Twinkies.

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David: My dad took me to see the Bee Gees a couple months ago. Who did you see?

Carolyn McAdams: Twisted Sister.

David: Never heard of her.

Carolyn McAdams: It's a him.

David: Oh.

Carolyn McAdams: Actually, it's a them.

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Jeff Freeman, 16 Years: This is totally rad, dude! You're my big little brother!

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R.A.L.F. (Robotic Assistant Labor Facilitator): Pardon me, coming through.

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Woman Officer: David, what is the date today?

David: [sighs] It's the Fourth of July.

Woman Officer: And what year?

David: [impatiently] 1978!

Detective Banks: [a beat] David... who is the President of the United States?

David: Duh. You need that for your paperwork?

Detective Banks: Mmm-hmm.

[long pause]

Detective Banks: Well?

David: It's Jimmy Carter!

David: [long, awkward pause as the Woman Officer and Detective Banks look at David, then at each other]

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[Alien eats David's hat]

Max: That could have been your head David.

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Max: I told you, I blew a fuse when I totaled that electrical tower. I was checking out some daisies.

David: You crashed while looking at FLOWERS?

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Max: Are we there yet? Where are we anyway?

David: Geez, I have no idea where we are. We got to get directions.

MaxDavid: [they hear "Trapped in My Mind" coming from a convertible on the highway] Hmm.

David: I wonder if that's that Twisted Sister stuff Carolyn was talking about.

Teen in Car: Come on.

David: [they lower the space ship beside the car at a stop sign] Hi, you wouldn't happen to know the way to Fort Lauderdale, would you?

Max: [Max sticks his 'head' out] Try to make your directions clear because we get lost easy.

Teen in Car: [freaking out] Fly!

[they speed off]

Max: Hey! Thanks for nothing!... Were those geeks, David?

David: Yes, Max. Those were geeks.

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Max: Ooh, a threat. Look, I'm really shaking!

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David: That's it?

Max: That's it, Davy!

David: Davy?

Max: If you wanna learn how to swim, you have to jump in the water. Don't forget to feed Bruiser. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... Whoa! I think I got some stuff out of your head that has nothing to do with navigating this ship!

David: You sound just like a human!

Max: No! That dumb dog will never learn to catch a frisbee. You are the inferior species, you dumb dork!

David: Buttface!

Max: Scuz-bucket! Ha-ha!

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David: [flying into Florida] Al's Gator City... This must be Florida, Max!

Max: And that must be Big Al!

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Carolyn McAdams: All right, listen, um, I gotta go, um, is there anything else you want when I come back?

David: How about a Big Mac, large fries and a Coke? They're still around, I hope.

Carolyn McAdams: Well, now, that all depends, Do you want New Coke, Classic Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke or caffeine-free Coke?

David: Huh?

Carolyn McAdams: Nothing, Forget it.

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David: What are we doing all the way up here you geek?

Max: Geek?

David: I swear to God if I was driving this thing we'd be home by now!

Max: Oh yeah?

David: Yeah!

Max: Oh yeah?

David: Yeah!

Max: Ok turkey YOU fly it

[Max turns everything off]

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Radar operator 1: Japanese air force report sightings of the aircraft above Tokyo sir.

Dr. Faraday: Tokyo?

Radar operator 2: Japanese air force reports the aircraft has left Japanese airspace.

Dr. Faraday: Where's it going now?

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David: [David looks at a gooey alien] What's this?

Max: A very unpleasant creature.

David: What's his problem?

Max: He has a cold.

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David Scott Freeman: Mom... have I really been gone eight years?

Helen Freeman: Yeah.

David Scott Freeman: It's like a bad dream.

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David Scott Freeman: Where do you go next, Max?

Max: Back in time to when I picked up my creatures. By now they're so hungry, they could eat a zigzog.

David Scott Freeman: What's a zigzog?

Max: Kind of like a hippo, but with feathers.

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Max: [Last line] See ya later navigator haha.

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