[Watching I Love Lucy]
Tall Eagle: I don't know why he puts up with her. If she were mine, I'd cut off her nose.
Patricia: What scares you, Max?
Max: Suits, alarm clocks, apartment buildings.
Max: Watch he'll say something like "So gentlemen, we meet again".
The General: So gentlemen, we meet again.
Max: I told ya.
Patricia: FRUITCAKE? FRUITCAKE? Listen Bucko, I happen to be a highly educated, intelligent girl with an I.Q. that would put you pea-brain in the cellar. So remember, If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be here. Call me for dinner.
Leo Porter: [Max and Leo are tied down in the desert] Max. I just want you to know... that I blame *you* for this.
Leo Porter: [Max and Leo are escaping the desert after Max breaks a bottle of water to cut his bindings] The only bottle of water for two hundred miles and you had to break it.
Patricia: [Max, Leo, and Patricia are dressing in holy attire on a train] If you're trying to make a pass at me, Max... I hardly think we're dressed for the occasion.