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A Fine Mess (1986) Poster

(1986)

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Dennis Powell: We're gonna die, Spence! We're gonna die!

Spence Holden: No we're not...

Dennis Powell: I still have orders!

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Ellen Frankenthaler: Do I smell like onions?

Dennis Powell: No. Do I?

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Dennis Powell: Why's she called The Hummer?

Spence Holden: She can't whistle while she works so she hums.

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Claudia Pazzo: [Knocks on door and Spence opens it] Good evening.

Spence Holden: Boy, it sure looks that way. Can I take your coat?

Claudia Pazzo: Sure.

[Sheds fur coat and walks into the bedroom wearing only panties]

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Wayne 'Turnip' Parragella: It's a real Art Deco!

Tony Pazzo: Never heard of the bum!

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Phil: Your brother could con a leopard out of its stripes.

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Spence Holden: All right, you've got to distract them.

Dennis Powell: I'VE got to?

Spence Holden: So I can place the bet.

Dennis Powell: They're looking for YOU! You're the perfect attention-getter!

Spence Holden: You don't care if I get killed?

Dennis Powell: I don't want ANYBODY getting killed, starting with ME!

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Ellen Frankenthaler: Will that be check or cash?

Spence Holden: Well... how much are we talking about, here?

Ellen Frankenthaler: Ten thousand.

Spence Holden: Whoah, come on, sweetheart. That's a little high, don't you think?

Ellen Frankenthaler: I'm really not at liberty to say.

Spence Holden: Well, if YOU'RE not at liberty...

Dennis Powell: Wait a minute, wait a minute. I don't think you two are talking about the same thing.

Ellen Frankenthaler: What are you talking about?

Spence Holden: No, no. What are YOU talking about?

Ellen Frankenthaler: The piano.

Spence Holden: What piano?

Ellen Frankenthaler: The one that Mr. Powell just purchased.

Spence Holden: WHAT?

Dennis Powell: I was afraid of that...

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Maurice 'Binky' Drundza: [on phone] Ah, hello, boss?

[Spence drives by and demolishes Binky's car door]

Maurice 'Binky' Drundza: YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH! No, no, no, no, no, boss! Not you! Not you! I would NEVER say anything like that to you!

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Spence Holden: [Spence has snuck up to Claudia's bedroom to surprise her] Good morning!

[Claudia wakes up startled]

Spence Holden: [Spence holds up her panties] In your rush you forgot these.

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Aileen: This is a Cadillac without doors.

Phil: So what? It's a Cadillac.

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