Ed Rooney:
Ed Rooney.
Cameron:
[
disguising voice as George Peterson] Ed. This is George Peterson.
Ed Rooney:
How are you today, sir?
Cameron:
[
voice disguised] Well, we've had a bit of bad luck this morning as you may have heard.
Ed Rooney:
Yeah I heard, and man, I'm all broken up, boy, what a blow.
Cameron:
[
disguised] Yeah. Yeah. Well, uh, it's been a tough morning and we got a lot of family business to take care of, so if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane, I'd appreciate it.
Ed Rooney:
Uh, yeah, sure, no I'd be happy to, yeah you, uh, you you just produce a corpse, and uh, I'll release Sloane. I wanna see this dead grandmother first hand.
Grace:
Ed?
Ed Rooney:
It's alright, Grace, it's Ferris Bueller the little twerp. I'm gonna set a trap and let him fall right in it.
Grace:
Ooh!
Cameron:
[
disguised] I'm sorry, Ed, did you say you wanted to see a body?
Ed Rooney:
Yeah, that's right, just, uh, roll her old bones on over here, and I'll dig up your daughter. You know that's school policy.
Cameron:
[
disguised] Oh.
Ed Rooney:
Was this your mother?
Cameron:
[
disguised] Uh, no my wife's mother.
Grace:
[
picks up ringing phone] Ed Rooney's office.
Ferris:
Hi this is Ferris Bueller, can I speak to Mr. Rooney please? Thank you.
Grace:
[
caught off-guard] Uh... hold.
Ed Rooney:
Tell ya what, dipshit. If you don't like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ole' white butt.
Grace:
ED!
Ed Rooney:
Pucker up butter-cup.
[
to Grace]
Ed Rooney:
What?
Grace:
Ferris Bueller's on line 2.
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