Myke R. Mueller: Lance
Quotes
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Lance : [reading from Otto's riddle] "It was he who had an eye,but could not see.It was he who served Bouillabaisse,when he was a she".
Doris : Bouillabaisse,it originated on the coast of France.
Lance : I know that.As you know,I'm a gourmet cook.
Doris : Yeah,it shows.
Lance : There is not an ounce of fat on my body! I'm on the metric system!
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Doris : [as Auntie Nelda pours some disgusting looking stew into Doris' bowl] Uh, aren't you having some?
Auntie Nelda : No dear, I'm on a water diet.
Lance : Well, I hope you're taking a vitamin supplement.
Auntie Nelda : I try to take care of myself. My son Hymie, he never took care of himself. He didn't weigh ninety pounds soaked in paving tar.
