Leonard Kinsey: Take a fizzy McGeorge, you know the rules. You make life what you can, and then you drift.
Leonard Kinsey: That's right Bug, Chuck Newmire and his goony birds are leaning on us in a major way. He thinks just because his dad is general on the base that he can push us around. No! We've been pushed around all our lives. Moved from base to base, school to school, friend to friend - and by some chance, some twist of fate, we've ended up here... side-by-side... to form The BRAT Patrol... to stick together, through thick and thin, and to alleviate boredom no matter what the consequences!