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April Fool's Day (1986) Poster

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Chaz Vyshinski: [watching Kit and Rob through binoculars] Respectable young Quaker couple returning from a quiet afternoon of nonviolent sex.

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Chaz Vyshinski: Hey guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out.

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Chaz Vyshinski: Boy Muffy, you really know how to make a guy look forward to... dessert.

Arch Cummings: Please God, let it be Ding-Dongs!

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Harvey Edison, Jr.: I know you think I'm a hick, but I'd like to change your mind about that if you'd give me a chance.

Nikki Brashares: Why?

Harvey Edison, Jr.: Because I would really like to plow your field.

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Kit Graham: Muffy hasn't been in an institution for three years, she's been at Vassar!

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Arch Cummings: You're telling me! When I was out there swinging in the woods, I nearly crapped my pants.

Cal the Ferryman: What do you mean, "nearly"?

Chaz Vyshinski: Arch? You browned your trou?

Arch Cummings: Well, uh... you know, I was...

Constable Sam Potter: It's all right Arch, they'll be out of the dryer soon.

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Clara: Have a nice party.

Muffy: Nice? It's gotta be better than nice. It's gotta be bloody unforgettable.

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Kit Graham: Oh Ha Ha. HA HA HA HA! That's really funny, you guys. Really funny! Fuck you!

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Kit Graham: And don't anyone say 'April Fools' again or I'll rip them apart!

Skip St. JohnArch Cummings: Cough-cough-April Fools!-cough-cough

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