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Water (1985)

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A British diplomat to a West Indian island nation finds his idyllic existence thrown into chaos when a large American drilling company finds a huge source of natural mineral water there.

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Dolores
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Sir Malcolm
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Delgado
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Jay Jay
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Deke Halliday
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Garfield
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Cuban (as Stephan Kalipha)
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Farce about a British diplomat to a West Indian island nation who finds his idyllic existance thrown into chaos when a large American drilling company finds a huge source of natural mineral water there. Written by Jonathan Broxton <j.w.broxton@sheffield.ac.uk>

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England wants the island dumped. France wants it bombed. America wants it wholesale. And Micahel Caine wants it . . . on the rocks. [USA theatrical] See more »


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PG-13 | See all certifications »
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18 April 1986 (USA)  »

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A víz mindent visz  »

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$1,300,000 (USA)
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Trivia

The role of Sir Malcolm was intended for John Cleese. See more »

Goofs

When Ms. Baxter speaks to her husband by megaphone, her voice sounds equally amplified despite the distance between mouth and the microphone varying wildly. See more »

Quotes

Garfield: Hey, you spoke, man.
Delgardo: I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with "bomb".
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Referenced in Cinemania (2002) See more »

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Written and performed by Mighty Gabby
Produced by Eddy Grant
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Why does everybody hate this one?
6 September 2005 | by (Paris, France) – See all my reviews

Comedy is considered as a lesser genre by certain people, which may explain why this movie is sometimes considered as one of the worst Michael Caine did. But Water is fun and smart, and how many comedies have these two qualities? For sure, the story is far-fetched, sometimes silly, but it's deliberately silly. It just doesn't take itself seriously, despite the "political messages" in the background and the tongue-in-cheek view of British post-colonial era. Production values are good, pace is sustained, interpretation is dynamic but never crosses the red line of buffoonery. What more can you expect from a comedy? If you come across it on cable TV or in video, give it a chance, it is certainly not the disaster some people claim it is. And if you're in the right mood then, you even may find it damn cool.


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