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[Cigar Face is counting money, while Knuckles is counting out loud]
Knuckles: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Cigar Face: When we lay this wad on O'Clancy, the boss is going to have him by the balls.
Nipples: I don't think O'Clancy will take the money. Everyone says he's a honest cop.
Knuckles: He don't take the dough, I'm going to give him a blow.
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Knuckles: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Cigar Face: When we lay this wad on O'Clancy, the boss is going to have him by the balls.
Nipples: I don't think O'Clancy will take the money. Everyone says he's a honest cop.
Knuckles: He don't take the dough, I'm going to give him a blow.
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Cigar Face:
I owe you for the other night monster faggot. So now we're going to give you six new assholes. Compliments of me Cigar Face.
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The Toxic Avenger:
You fat slob. Let's see if you've got any guts.
[Toxie then punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his guts]
The Toxic Avenger: Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste.
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[Toxie then punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his guts]
The Toxic Avenger: Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste.
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Bruce:
I heard that the monster is soooo big.
Chauncey: Well I bet he's got his eye on ME!
Bruce: For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes.
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Chauncey: Well I bet he's got his eye on ME!
Bruce: For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes.
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Leroy:
Hey look Frank. Teeny-boppers. You like video games teeny-boppers? Your mommy give you quarters for video games? Well cough 'em up.
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Leroy:
Look what we've got here. A little mother and a littler baby. You like Mexican food little baby?
[Leroy points his gun at the baby]
Leroy: Well how would you like to have this hot tamale shoved down your throat?
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[Leroy points his gun at the baby]
Leroy: Well how would you like to have this hot tamale shoved down your throat?
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[Julie and Wanda are looking at pictures of a dead kid]
Julie: That new camera really captures the moments.
Wanda: I know. The reds are so red. It really gets me hot.
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Julie: That new camera really captures the moments.
Wanda: I know. The reds are so red. It really gets me hot.
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Frank:
Now if you all do just what we tell you, you just might, just might get your asses home all intact.
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Frank:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are the entertainment for this afternoon. Now on the shotgun we've got my man Leroy. And on the cash register, we've got that magic fingers Rico.
Rico: That's me.
Frank: And last but not least, yours truely, Frank, on the stick.
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Rico: That's me.
Frank: And last but not least, yours truely, Frank, on the stick.
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Wanda:
Slug, are you sure no one will come in?
Slug: I paid Tony 15 bucks. He said the place is ours till tomorrow morning.
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Slug: I paid Tony 15 bucks. He said the place is ours till tomorrow morning.
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[Melvin catches Slug and Wanda having sex in the locker room]
Slug: Get out of here you pervert.
[Wanda pulls out a switchblade]
Wanda: Or I'll kill you.
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Slug: Get out of here you pervert.
[Wanda pulls out a switchblade]
Wanda: Or I'll kill you.
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Sara:
Why Melvin you're beautiful. You're a beautiful person. You're so muscular. It's been two years since I've touched a man.
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Officer O'Clancy:
No way, you're wasting your time.
Cigar Face: That's where you're wrong. YOU'RE wasting our time. And now we're gonna waste you!
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Cigar Face: That's where you're wrong. YOU'RE wasting our time. And now we're gonna waste you!
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Mayor's assistant:
Gruesome ha? Have you met my mother in law? Now that's gruesome!
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[from trailer]
Narrator: Meet little Melvin, he's a 90 lb. weakling. Everyone hated Melvin.
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Narrator: Meet little Melvin, he's a 90 lb. weakling. Everyone hated Melvin.
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