Summer Rental (1985)
Scully: [Discussing the ocean] She'll make ya rich, or she'll feed ya to the fishes. If she wants you to dance, sonny boy, you've got to follow her lead.
Jack Chester: Didn't I read that on your bathroom wall?
Scully: Yes. And it's as true today as when I hung it there.
Jack: Get the hell out of here now!
Fat Man: You get out of here fella. I'm trying to watch the Smurfs.
Jack: You're trying to watch the Smurfs?
Fat Man: Yeah.
Jack: Did you see the one where Papa Smurf took a crutch and smashed the shit out of a guy with a red hat? Did you see that one? You want to see that one? (Fat Man runs away.)
Jack Chester: Where's Angus with that sail? There's only two more shopping days left.
Scully: He's searching the entire coast for it. I'm sure he'll find it.
Jack Chester: How can you be so sure?
Scully: If he don't, I'll kill him.
Scully: Hey mate! Good to see you. What can I get ya?
Jack Chester: How about... drunk.
Scully: [laughing] We can handle that!
Jack Chester: [receives shot of rum] Do you have an ice cube for this?
Vicki: Can I have your honest opinion about something?
[lifts bikini top]
Vicki: What do you think of these? Well, how do they look?
Jack Chester: Uh, similar?
Jack Chester: I love you Scully. That's not the booze talkin' either.
Jack Chester: Don't serve those.
Al: What are you doing?
Jack Chester: These are my lobsters.
Al: Your lobsters?
Jack Chester: That's right you've got my table but you're not getting my lobsters.
Al: Oh and this is your table?
Jack Chester: [Slams his hands on the table] My table!
Jack Chester: Come on Hal. Can't you pull a few strings for me?
Hal: It's not on my hands. The agency gave you a mandatory five. Look Jack, you've been landing planes for 13 years. Face it, you're burned out. It's not a dirty word in this business. I'm telling you this as a friend, you need this rest.
Jack Chester: I can't believe they're doing this! Just because of a stinking fly.
Jennifer Chester: Did they even say how many rooms they're are?
Jack Chester: It's three bedrooms and it's on the beach. That's all I know.
Sandy Chester: Well it was very nice of Hal to find the place.
Jack Chester: It was very nice of him to tell me that I'm cracking up.
Sandy Chester: You are not cracking up. You just need this rest.
Jack Chester: Rest? Didn't we just get back from Hawaii?
Sandy Chester: Jack, that was our honeymoon.
Jack Chester: [Jack has spilled a huge bag of dog food all over the floor and is trying to clean it up] Do you have a dustpan or something?
Dan Gardner: You can just leave it sir.
Jack Chester: Good idea, because you might have a guest this summer and they have a dog and this is excellent stuff.
Laurie Chester: This place sucks!
Sandy Chester: Where did you learn that?
Jennifer Chester: I told her never to say things suck.
Jack Chester: [everybody is walking by the window in the Chester's house] Excuse me! Why are you people going through here
[a fat man belches and points to a sign that says "Public Beach Access"]
Jack Chester: Oh perfect.
[to the crowds]
Jack Chester: Come on thru. I'm Joe Public, welcome to my beach.