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Secret Admirer (1985) More at IMDbPro »

Lou Fimple: [to Steve as he turns to leave] One more thing, lover boy...
Deborah Anne Fimple: [rolls eyes in embarrassment] Oh, God.
Lou Fimple: [pats his pistol] Get her pregnant, I'll blow your dick off.
Deborah Anne Fimple: [as Lou leaves] DADDY!
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[Toni has arranged for Debbie to meet her Secret Admirer]
Deborah Anne Fimple: [wearing a teddy, posing in the mirror] What should I wear?
Toni: Something demure.
Deborah Anne Fimple: Oh, yeah. Christian Demure. I've got tons of her stuff.
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Michael: Jesus! You are one gutsy virgin!
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Michael: Good evening Mr. Fimple
Lou Fimple: Fuck you!
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Michael: What are you guys doing tonight?
Deborah Anne Fimple: Nothing much.
Toni: Kappa Omega party.
Michael: Oh, you mean the homo house?
Deborah Anne Fimple: Well one will crack jokes about others when they are insecure with their own masculinity.
Michael: Oh, I hate guys like that. They're so immature.
Steve Powers: [Steve drives up] Hey beautiful! Want a ride?
Michael: No thanks, Steve. I'll walk.
Deborah Anne Fimple: [sarcastically] Real mature.
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Toni: Michael... I think you just won the Asshole of the Year Award.
[slams door in Michael's face]
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Toni: [shouting through drive-through speaker] Did you tell your friends I boffed your brains out in your van?
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Michael: [Michael has finished composing his letter to Deborah, he reads it before sealing it, impressed with his work] Jesus.
Toni: [steaming Michael's letter open and reading it, in disgust] JESUS!
Deborah Anne Fimple: [reading "Michael's" letter by Toni, dreamily] Jesus...
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