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Roller Blade (1986)

In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Suzanne Solari ...
Sister Sharon Cross
Jeff Hutchinson ...
Marshall Goodman / The Wong Ryder / Samurai Devil / Three Wise Guys / Spikers
Shaun Michelle ...
Hunter / Sister Fortune
Katina Garner ...
Mother Speed
Sam Mann ...
Waco / Samurai devil
Robby Taylor ...
Deputy Samuel / Doctor Saticoy
Christopher Ray ...
Little Chris (as Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray)
Erin Michael ...
Helpless Victim (as Erin Michael Davidson)
Michael Cofield ...
'Skate Or Die' Traitor
Pat McClung ...
Deputy Phat
Gerald Morrison ...
The Three Wise Guys
Scott Davis ...
The Three Wise Guys
Willy Huggins ...
The Three Wise Guys / Samurai Devil
Ilija Gruenwald ...
Spiker
Joel Shawn Lucero ...
Spiker
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In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.

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Yea verily, this movie stinketh
18 September 2005 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

In the future, there will be an apocalypse. This will make useless any vehicle more motorized than a bicycle. So roller blades will rule the world.

Enter the roller blading nuns. They help law enforcement defeat evil in the near-lawless future of the film. Like all post-apocalyptic nuns, these naturally are martial arts experts and speak in a quasi-Shakespearean way. Of course, the writer can't do even this correctly, so "verily we geteth a lot of painful dialogue-eth".

This movie is very bad - story, dialogue, acting, effects and direction all fail miserably. When my buddies and I rented it, we realized our mistake when the film ended - and scenes on the back of the VHS tape box were not actually in the movie. I can not stress this strongly enough. If your marketing dept thinks your finished product is so awful that they must use shots from the editing room floor to market your film, then you should retire from film-making.


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