Rot Smelly PooPoo Platter, courtesy of Ross Hagen.
Ross Hagen...shame on you. Seeing your name listed in the credits of any exploitation or action flick has always meant sure-fire B movie fun in my opinion. And then, one day...I see THIS! What the freakin' Hell is THIS?! You've gone and scraped some detrius from a bunch of crummy 70s films, tied them loosely together with witless SOV wraparound footage, and have the pompous audacity to expect people to PAY TO SEE IT?? Yes, I know one dollar won't make or break most people, but c'mon Ross, it's the principal of the whole thing.
Please...retract your holy name from this abomination...you're still "the man" in my book, because I figure everyone should be allowed a momentary lapse of reason. Even Ross Hagen.
1.5/10...at least Catherine Bach's topless moment from NICOLE is presented, which *alone* makes this a dollar well spent.
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