[
Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house]
Chris Knight:
So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan:
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight:
Not right now.
Susan:
A girl's gotta have her standards.
[
She walks out]
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